This blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."
The milkman asked, "Pasteurised?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my chin."
2007-08-18 07:22:22 · 12 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
as long as it covers your bits & bobs should be sufficient
2007-08-18 07:30:23 · answer #1 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nice one calam.LOL Heres one for you
One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Blue eyes, blonde, the works.
"I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am. Could I see your drivers license?"
"What's a license???" replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump.
"It's usually in your wallet," replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it. "Now may I see your registration?" asked the cop.
"Registration..... what's that....?" asked the blonde.
"It's usually in your glove compartment." said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration.
"I'll be back in a minute." said the cop and walked back to his car. The officer phoned into the dispatch to run a check on the woman's license and registration. After a few moments, the dispatcher came back, "Ummm... is this woman driving a red sports car?"
"Yes." replied the officer
"Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?" asked the dispatcher
"Uh... yes." replied the cop.
"Here's what you do." said the dispatcher. "Give her the stuff back, and drop your pants."
"What!!? I can't do that. Its... inappropriate." exclaimed the cop.
"Trust me. Just do it." said the dispatcher.
So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said.
The blonde looks down and sighs..... "Ohh no... not another breathalyzer......"
2007-08-18 08:19:58 · answer #2 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shower
2016-05-22 03:50:26 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol too much!
star hun
thx for the laugh
keep em coming
2007-08-18 08:16:40 · answer #4 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMHO LOL
hahahahahahaha your funy
2007-08-18 08:03:37 · answer #5 · answered by Candee_Puffs 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
So that's what you are calling them now?
Bits & Bobs?
2007-08-18 07:33:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That sounds like something I'd say =)
2007-08-18 07:24:46 · answer #7 · answered by Forksided 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
hilarious hehe
2007-08-18 07:32:55 · answer #8 · answered by ♪ladida♪ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha she should have sterilised then she would know she was clean!!!
:-)))
2007-08-18 10:59:43 · answer #9 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
groan............thats an old Benny hill joke
2007-08-18 23:29:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋