Jane was walking down the street on her way home from work. It was her and her husband's 17th anniversary. As she was walking, she came across a homeless woman. The woman smelled horribly, had bags under her eys, her hair was matted, and looked like she hadnt eaten in weeks. The woman begged Jane for some money. Jane pulled out a 50 dollar bill and asked:
"If I give this to you, you wont go and spend it on makeup, will you?"
the woman responded "Ma'am, I wouldnt spend that on anything but food."
the conversation went on as follows:
jane: "wat about soap?"
woman:"No"
Jane "diet coke?"
woman: "i gave that up after i ofund that i couldnt aford to live and spend wat little money i had on that."
jane "wat about going to the local beauty shop to get your hair, makeup, and nails done?"
woman "i already said id spend it on food."
to which jane exclaimed "Miss, I will not only give you this 50 bucks, but i would also like to take you to dinner tonight with me and my husband"
2007-08-17
19:17:41
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