Jane was walking down the street on her way home from work. It was her and her husband's 17th anniversary. As she was walking, she came across a homeless woman. The woman smelled horribly, had bags under her eys, her hair was matted, and looked like she hadnt eaten in weeks. The woman begged Jane for some money. Jane pulled out a 50 dollar bill and asked:
"If I give this to you, you wont go and spend it on makeup, will you?"
the woman responded "Ma'am, I wouldnt spend that on anything but food."
the conversation went on as follows:
jane: "wat about soap?"
woman:"No"
Jane "diet coke?"
woman: "i gave that up after i ofund that i couldnt aford to live and spend wat little money i had on that."
jane "wat about going to the local beauty shop to get your hair, makeup, and nails done?"
woman "i already said id spend it on food."
to which jane exclaimed "Miss, I will not only give you this 50 bucks, but i would also like to take you to dinner tonight with me and my husband"
2007-08-17 19:17:41 · 5 answers · asked by Vi 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the woman asks "but wont your husband mind?"
jane says "no, i want to show him what happens if we dont have our monthly manicure, pedicure, and hair trimming, our makeup, and if you take away our diet coke."
2007-08-17 19:19:35 · update #1
Haha very cute.
Hit her with stars now, bam bam!
2007-08-17 19:57:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually thought that was pretty mean instead of funny.
2007-08-18 03:43:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
the husband says "I want a divorce."
2007-08-18 02:58:25 · answer #3 · answered by eric 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i like this one... i give u a star
2007-08-18 02:22:24 · answer #4 · answered by dimples 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! lol! 10!
2007-08-18 06:19:14 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋