All categories - 14 August 2007

Music Lovers:
Don't waste money on expensive ipods.
Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it.

If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead.

Cinema goers:
Please have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by having a p!ss before the film starts.

Rappers:
Avoid having to say 'know what I'm sayin' all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place.


Don't waste money on expensive paper shredders to avoid having your identity stolen.
Simply place a few dog turds in the bin bags along with your old bank statements.

Burglars:
When fleeing from the police, run with your right arm sticking out at 90 degrees, wrapped in a baby mattress in case they set one of their dogs on you.

Employers:
Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the CVs into the bin

Blind People:
Give yourself at least a chance of seeing something by not wearing heavy dark glasses all the time.

2007-08-14 10:24:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I had a ultrasound a little over two weeks ago due to pain and pressure around my ovaries, doctor found that BOTH of my ovaries were full of functional cysts, my ultrasound picture looked like two clusters of grapes, that is how many cysts there were, so we are just watching to see if they go away on their own. The number 1 treatment is birth control, which I just got off of so my husband and I could start our family, so he didn't want to put me back on. So my question is could an egg mature and release with my ovaries being so overloaded.

2007-08-14 10:24:00 · 3 answers · asked by ARoberts 1 in Trying to Conceive

I have one from SEAGULL VACATIONS in Phoenix, AZ and I don’t know if I should send the $80 for taxes ahead of time or just send the coupon in? I don’t want to get douped! Has anyone ever successfully used one?

2007-08-14 10:23:58 · 4 answers · asked by DanniJay 2 in San Francisco

2007-08-14 10:23:54 · 8 answers · asked by Ammy 6 in Physics

The short-sighted idiocy of biofuels is not just confined to the ethanol boondoggle in the US. In much of the rest of the world there is a demand for biodiesel, which is being met in large part by the clearing of rainforests in Indonesia. The Daily Telegraph in the UK has the story of how these clearances As jungles are rapidly replaced by palm oil plantations, the great apes starve and are hunted, mutilated, burnt and snared by workers protecting their crops.At a rehabilitation centre run by the charity Borneo Orang-utan Survival, there are more than 600, mostly orphaned babies. Lone Nielsen, the centre’s director, estimates that for each of the 227 animals they rescued last year, five more were killed in central Borneo alone.

The unspeakable truth is that this would not be happening on the same scale were it not for the European Union’s climate change goals:

With the world desperate for “green” fuels, demand for palm oil, which is used in bio-diesel, is guaranteed to increase. According to European legislation two per cent of all diesel must be vegetable oil, rising to 5.7 per cent in 2010 and 10 per cent by 2020.

Free-market environmentalism says that the rainforests will be protected if there is a non-use value placed on them higher than the use value. It is sheer insanity that governmental environmentalism has actually raised the use value by means of such regulation.

As one of the most famous orang-utans in literature would say, “Ook” (”It may be a vital oxygenating biomass to you, but it’s home to me.”)

2007-08-14 10:23:53 · 10 answers · asked by GREAT_AMERICAN 1 in Politics

I'm enrolled in a massage therapy course and I received a massage from another student on my foot. She had missed the previous class and made the mistake of massaging away from the heart on the top of the foot. Now my some of the veins on the top of my foot pop up when I'm standing and my foot keeps falling asleep - so she definitely blew out some of the valves.

My question: Is there any chance of this healing itself?

I spoke with the doctor who runs the school and he said that when possible to keep it elevated and that it should heal within a month or so. Can anyone confirm this?

2007-08-14 10:23:48 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Injuries

2007-08-14 10:23:36 · 4 answers · asked by Lynn 2 in Mathematics

I got a HORRIBLE sunburn this weekend (my 1st one ever). I've been putting on aloe gel, ice packs, and taking tylenol. I even went to my Dr. who told me to just keep on doing what I'm doing. My face has started to peel, but my shoulders are KILLING ME. Does anyone have any tips? And how long is this going to last? =o(

2007-08-14 10:23:29 · 3 answers · asked by Tina V 1 in First Aid

He was shot to death THIRTEEN YEARS LATER!!!

Coincidence?

2007-08-14 10:23:15 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I think that SNL is not funny anymore and that it probably won't last long if we don't start getting funnier skits, what do you think?

2007-08-14 10:23:12 · 9 answers · asked by indesperateneed 1 in Comedy

I had a bouquet of bright, vibrant Gerb daisies for my wedding. I wanted originally to have them preserved, but every floral preservation place I talked to basically made it sound like it was going to be ridiculously expensive. So I decided to take it on my own to pop the heads off the daisies and use the microwaveable silica gel to dry them so I could put them in a shadow box. But when I did that, it made the daisies look really country... the magenta turned reddish brown, the white turned yellow and and the sunshine orange turned almost brown. I am most definitely NOT a country decor sort of gal - I didn't even like the idea of DRYING them in the first place... I have 4 daisies left in perfect condition still that have been in water on my desk at work... I am dreading losing them... Is there ANY way to preserve them - and the BEAUTIFUL color that they are or am I just SOL?? If I'm SOL, I'll just go to the craft store and find silks and dry a couple heads to save in a scrapbook. HELP!

2007-08-14 10:23:10 · 2 answers · asked by mandirose_combined 1 in Hobbies & Crafts

2007-08-14 10:23:01 · 50 answers · asked by sam 4 in Polls & Surveys

help please i dont have stomach pains im ok ,but im at work is 4:21pm i leave at 6:00pm should i wait till i get off or go to the doctor right now!!! help has anybody had this problem.

2007-08-14 10:22:56 · 5 answers · asked by closnliz 1 in Pregnancy

2007-08-14 10:22:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

2007-08-14 10:22:37 · 3 answers · asked by tweety_baer 1 in Health Care

I have brunette hair, and what hair colors can I dye my hair if I do it?

2007-08-14 10:22:16 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

the next time that you are sick all you have to do is swallow all your snot and it will recover the lining of your stomache. Someone told me this and I was wondering if it is true.

2007-08-14 10:22:12 · 2 answers · asked by Peggy Pirate 6 in Other - General Health Care

I'm 16
I charge $10 half hour w/ a $15 Minimum
Or if someone has a site that they can link me to w/ a flyer, I would gladly appreciate it?

2007-08-14 10:22:09 · 3 answers · asked by butanebird91 3 in Maintenance & Repairs

Hi,
Like I said earlier, I am taking care of my neighbor's two cats while they are on vacation, which includes cleaning the litter box. It really smells awful. It didn't smell this bad when they left, but now it's disgusting. Please help!!

2007-08-14 10:22:07 · 8 answers · asked by crescent201092 2 in Cats

i know they will come off like in 2 or 3 weeks but wat if i wanna take it off sooner?

2007-08-14 10:21:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Makeup

2007-08-14 10:21:44 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

In Via Barks? I read online that to talk to my dog for her to completly understand me, I need to talk to her in Via Barks... Can someone give me a few words to learn or a site that teaches me? Thanks.... Please don't say it is impossible, cause i know it is possible. Thanks again!

2007-08-14 10:21:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

Ok well last night I had a huge party and I invited my friend who I like!We all got wasted and when I went into my room to lay down for a few minutes he came in and striped his clothes and mine.I gave him head and we did it for like ever.It was soooooo nice.But he has a girlfriend!Does he really like me?because he is always flirting with me and when we swim together alone he always chases me and grabs my butt and pulls my swimsuit off!

2007-08-14 10:21:33 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

this freind of mines likes me more than a freind and i dont
today she told me and i dont know what to tell her tommorow
i donw want to break her feelkings what should i tell her

2007-08-14 10:21:28 · 10 answers · asked by Sunflower 2 in Singles & Dating

-- The 1993 World Trade Center bombing that killed 6 and injured 1,000
-- The 1993 Mogadishu firefight that killed 18 U.S. soldiers
-- The 1995 Saudi Arabia car bomb that killed 5 U.S. military personnel
-- The 1996 Khobal Towers bombing that killed 19 U.S. soldiers, wounding 515
-- The 1998 bombings of two U.S. embassies in Africa that killed 231 citizens, 12 Americans and injured 5,000
-- The 2000 USS Cole attack in Yemen that killed 17 U.S. sailors, wounding 39

American People ~ "Um, Mr. Clinton.....Can you please get off the 19 year old intern and concentrate on this terror stuff. Please don't leave it for the next president to clean - up".

2007-08-14 10:21:22 · 14 answers · asked by PNAC ~ Penelope 4 in Politics

hi i am 36 weeks and my baby is very breech, he has not dropped and his head is right under my ribs, they are giving me another apt next week to check the position , if he is still breech, they will schedule a c- section...i was just wondering if anyone had a breetch baby at 36 weeks that droped and became head down eventually, and if any one knew the chanced of him moving into right position for delivery? just curious.. any advice would be great!

2007-08-14 10:21:19 · 21 answers · asked by autumn 1 in Pregnancy

since I am from Scotland , I dont know much about this
but from the posts here I gather Fox news may be a little biased with their info at times ?

are they a Christian based news ... explain please ?

2007-08-14 10:21:18 · 62 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

What States still has squatters rights and how can I find more out?

2007-08-14 10:21:16 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

Who thinks the Celtics will be contenders With KG,Paul Pierce,and Ray Allen?

2007-08-14 10:21:02 · 15 answers · asked by dangelo h 5 in Basketball

I was snooping through my lover's private things. I wanted to see if a man of color's private things were different than my horrible exhusbands privates.

Well I came across some interesting documents that indicate that my horrible ex-husband and my lover are actually brothers.

Should I tell them?

2007-08-14 10:20:56 · 14 answers · asked by H_bomb the III 2 in Family