2007-08-14 10:21:44 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
1) Start with a subject. Any subject. Then pick another subject. Then smoosh them together.
Example: Dogs and beauty salons
My dog is going in for a manicure -- what kind of design should my dog get for her nails?
2) Contrast between your avatar & the question.
Example:
Christian-looking woman asks, "Does it feel good to be a gangsta?"
3) Pseudo-pretentious questions:
What can we do as a society...
...to stop the "Song that doesn't end?" That frickin' song! It just goes on and on!... my friends!
2007-08-14 10:38:11 · answer #1 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Find a child between the ages of 2-5 and tell them to ask you everything. They have the best questions. I have even heard why does a spoon taste better then moms food.
2007-08-14 10:28:05 · answer #2 · answered by annasdad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here are some for u:
My T.V.'s plugged off. What do I do?
I forgot my swimming clothes at a bowling party. What do I do?
2007-08-15 06:14:47 · answer #3 · answered by CoolioMADDog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh no! It's broken! I'll dial 911 for you and have them take you to the funny farm so you can get that fixed.
2007-08-14 10:28:10 · answer #4 · answered by astroeyes2000 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Study the body of work from "The What Should I Do Retard" for inspiration.
2007-08-14 10:28:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just look around you, silly stuff is everywhere
2007-08-14 10:27:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well your all most there this is a little silly
2007-08-14 10:27:05 · answer #7 · answered by marsh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, you can always ask the old standby's:
Am I pregnant?
Does he like me?
What should I wear?
Those seem to be a dime a dozen....
2007-08-14 10:28:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
think of random things write them down pick the randomist thing on the paper and make a question out of it! ;-)
2007-08-14 10:28:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry, Son. You're doing just fine.
2007-08-14 10:28:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋