A farmer is helping a cow give birth when he notices his four-year-old son standing wide eyed at the fence, witnessing the entire thing.
"Dammit," the man says to himself, "Now i'm going to have to explain about the birds and the bees."
Not wanting to jump the gun, the man decides to wait and see if he son asks any questions.
After everything is finished, he walks over to his boy and asks, "Well, son, do you have any questions?"
"Just one," the child says, "How fast was the calf going when it hit that cow?"
2007-07-25
05:05:16
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