A farmer is helping a cow give birth when he notices his four-year-old son standing wide eyed at the fence, witnessing the entire thing.
"Dammit," the man says to himself, "Now i'm going to have to explain about the birds and the bees."
Not wanting to jump the gun, the man decides to wait and see if he son asks any questions.
After everything is finished, he walks over to his boy and asks, "Well, son, do you have any questions?"
"Just one," the child says, "How fast was the calf going when it hit that cow?"
2007-07-25 05:05:16 · 30 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Just stabbed my lip with a fork, laughing at the thoughts of the cows expression.
"pauca sed bona"
few things, but good
2007-07-25 05:11:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
afternoon myk off to a good start
theres some good stuff about today
calamity's on good form
bullbusbutt's are going down a storm
the best is yet to com
got a new book today
2007-07-25 12:11:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No questions Dad, but, I understand why Bart Simpson says, "Don't have a cow, man!".
2007-07-25 16:38:13 · answer #3 · answered by thegreatgaetano2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lucky dad, he didn't have to go through the birds and the bees story after all. a good laugh, thank you.
2007-07-25 12:25:51 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
2007-07-25 12:06:43 · answer #5 · answered by Southern Softie 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
*snicker*
And ignore all these people who said they've seen it before...Who cares?! Nobody asked you.
Have a great day!
2007-07-25 12:26:21 · answer #6 · answered by Ms. Smith 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one lol
2007-07-25 12:10:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's a good one! Captain Gorgeous laughs at your joke ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha hahahaha ha ha ah ahhahahahahahaha ha ha ha ah ahha ha.... he he he .... umm OK I'm done.
Captain Gorgeous.
2007-07-25 12:10:46 · answer #8 · answered by Bry 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA
that was the greats thing I have ever heard!!
lol
2007-07-25 12:09:55 · answer #9 · answered by lrsnihe 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-07-25 12:08:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋