All categories - 25 July 2007

Two Monks Go For A Shower , But Find There Is No Soap, So One Says To The Other , "There`s No One About Just Nip Down And Get A Couple Of Bars" So Off He Trots In The Buff, On His Way Back He Sees 3 Nuns Walking Towards Him , So He Pretends To Be A Statue. One Nun Says " Whats This"? And Flicks Him And He Drops A Bar Of Soap " Ooh Its A Soap Dispenser" An Other Nun Jiggles Him In The Same Place And Gets Another Bar Of Soap, Then The Third Nun Has A Go And Says " Oooh! Hand Cream"

2007-07-25 11:30:58 · 7 answers · asked by Pete 4 in Jokes & Riddles

thanks i have to go, my work is done at last. have a nice evening to all.

2007-07-25 11:30:49 · 29 answers · asked by aLVaRo 2 in Philosophy

I want to make them for dinner.. My brother wants shells and cheeze with them...
But what can you think of that actualy goes GOOD with wings???? Any ideas For dinner?

2007-07-25 11:30:44 · 3 answers · asked by ♥Perfectly.Flawed♥ 3 in Cooking & Recipes

2007-07-25 11:30:30 · 5 answers · asked by dan c 1 in Personal Finance

for a 21 year old female and 5ft 6 ins?

2007-07-25 11:30:28 · 14 answers · asked by pinklafairy 1 in Diet & Fitness

royals beat u guys 2 out of 3 times at fenway how r the yankees a cup cake schedule right now do u agree yankee fans??

2007-07-25 11:30:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

2007-07-25 11:30:18 · 12 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

My mom making me make mashed potatoes for dinner but there is no milk or cream. Can I use coffee creamer?

2007-07-25 11:30:12 · 7 answers · asked by funkypigeonn 1 in Cooking & Recipes

doo manhy dringin gweztions have awfeked my speling.

shud I bekum a fundy?

2007-07-25 11:30:08 · 16 answers · asked by Troll 2 in Religion & Spirituality

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Matt Hardy
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Whos the First 5 to get elimanated Round 2 in an hour

2007-07-25 11:29:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Wrestling

Hey i'm making a CD of the best guitar solos. Just cause i want to. And i need some more suggestions for awesome guitar songs. Keep in mind it's best SOLOS. If a song has great guitar but no solo, forget about it. And please as a side-note, don't give me the really obvious ones like Free Bird or something, c'mon i know that.

2007-07-25 11:29:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

As a driving instructor, i was shocked when i heard on the news that people are saying that the driving test is too easy. I don't agree with this, so i thought i'd do my own poll, what do you think?

2007-07-25 11:29:52 · 12 answers · asked by MANDY D 3 in Other - Cars & Transportation

2007-07-25 11:29:49 · 7 answers · asked by Pops 1 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

Would the Answer be in Absolute Value too?

[-2]-[9-12]=?

2007-07-25 11:29:16 · 8 answers · asked by Aimee R 1 in Mathematics

2007-07-25 11:29:11 · 2 answers · asked by kelli 1 in Weddings

2
∑ 3i find the value of the expression
1

2007-07-25 11:29:10 · 3 answers · asked by jessie0420 2 in Mathematics

i dont care about healthy weight loss i need to lose it quickly i have 2 months to lose 45 pounds i dont care if it's healthy or not i need to lose it i dont want any dumb questions

2007-07-25 11:29:07 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

We used to get along great, but now that he is driving a car he seems to think that he is all grown up and can call me names for no reason, argue about everything I say, and just plain offensive and rude.
His dad says it is just his age (17). I disagree, I have grown children of my own that would of never been allowed to disrespect an adult, and I do not try to be a parent to him as he has his Mother and father in the picture. Should I just ignore him or stick up for myself?

2007-07-25 11:29:03 · 13 answers · asked by Ellyn 5 in Marriage & Divorce

I applied for a grant online and a rep. from Alliance Consultant called me and explained that they give government grants (I'll never have to pay it back), I have to give them $298.00 and complete and send back forms and questionaires they will mail to me THEN (after 7-8 weeks for processing) if they can only get me a grant for less than $5 thousand then I get my $298 back. [It doesn't make sense to me because if you need a grant then you obviously don't have money so why pay?] Have you heard of Alliance Consultant? Does this sound legit? (I didn't give her any info. I told her I'll think about it and call her back.)

2007-07-25 11:28:52 · 2 answers · asked by Maria 4 in Financial Aid

What type of music does it play, and who is the best DJ/host/show on there?

2007-07-25 11:28:51 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my mom is unable to drive because she can barely walk and my dad works every day.I have a friend who lives me but we only really hang out at school.i live in a small town and there is nothing really to do here.all my friends live in other towns .i have a pool and a trampoline.i am bacically inside all day.help me figure out what to do with having fun over summer.

im 13 and have 2 sisters

2007-07-25 11:28:51 · 4 answers · asked by *Alyssa* 4 in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-07-25 11:28:48 · 38 answers · asked by Basket-santa 6 in Polls & Surveys

For whatever reason I have a problem thinking about limbs being bent the wrong way it really grosses me out!

2007-07-25 11:28:36 · 21 answers · asked by lindseygirl 3 in Polls & Surveys

If you think about it...there are tons of other species on this planet that are almost as, or as, smart as Humans (dolphins, monkeys, parrots). So...why us???

2007-07-25 11:28:27 · 22 answers · asked by Tucker 2 in Philosophy

I love keeping goldfish in this outdoor pond. But it seems like those bandits love to jump right in and eat my friends. Any ideas on how to keep them out? I hear a 2 ft deep pond will save lives. Will that work?

2007-07-25 11:28:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fish

2007-07-25 11:28:15 · 10 answers · asked by angelazul 2 in Immigration

The outpouring of support, the prayers, the true concern and the kind words are greatly apprecieated.
Lane is breathing on his own but Justin is still intabated and in ICU.
To everyone who said a prayer or had a good thought I thank you and my family thanks you from the bottom of our hearts.
I wish I could thank each and everyone of you in person.

Than you and God Bless
Dale Fan

2007-07-25 11:27:42 · 18 answers · asked by Dale Fan 4 in NASCAR

This has happened to me more than once. I don't abruptly leave, but I politely let them know there is nowhere to go from that point on, and it's the last time I will be seeing them.

2007-07-25 11:27:40 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

sometimes when I'm sitting down, watching TV or at a movie theater; the lower right part of my skull/top right part of my neck would hurt a little (its not severe, very little pain). It would go away when I get up and walk around. My memory has been affected a little as well; I'd forget unimportant names (ex. celebs) if I haven't heard about them in a while. Thing is though I have been sleeping on the couch for a long time and haven't slept on a bed in a while and rarely get a full 8 hours of sleep. Could this be a symptoms of a brain aneurysm, or is it the posture or the posture of my sleep that's really screwing up that part of the neck? I'd like some experts to help answer this thanks!

2007-07-25 11:27:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Diseases

Osama bin Laden is the "prime suspect" in last Tuesday's terrorist attacks in New York and Washington and the United States wants to capture him , President Bush said Monday.

September 17, 2001

2007-07-25 11:27:35 · 13 answers · asked by Dangerous 2 in Politics