I am looking for a recipe to put on one of those shower cards that is funny and involves takeout.?

Answer 1

Quick meal for wives on the Go

Ingredients
Salt
Pepper
Medium sized bowl
Fork is optional


First off make sure you home is at a nice temperature (allows food to settle better) then set you ingredients on the counter in a covenant easy to get to place.

Next you want to take the phone and dial 1-800-888-9999 order the #1 it is wonderful. Make sure you have plenty you never want to have too little it will ruin the meal.

The final step is to patiently wait for the food to finish. Patience is the key in this step. Do not rush the final product. When the meal has arrived serve to your liking (fine china or causal either one will suit this meal). At this point grab the ingredients you set aside. Add the salt and pepper to your taste, use the fork if you would like.

Last retrieve the bowl you set aside and place all left overs inside and store appropriately!

Answer 2

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this one always cracks me up