Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys
his age rather
curious.
He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out'
from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and
how it was done.
One day he took his question to his mother, who
became rather flustered. Instead of explaining
things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the
curtains one night and watch his older sister and
her boyfriend.
This he did. The following morning, Johnny described
EVERYTHING to his mother.
"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while,
then he turned off most of the lights. Then he
started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must
be getting sick, because her face started looking
funny.
He must have thought so too, because he put his hand
inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way
the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the
doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding
her heart. I guess he was getting sick too,
2007-07-25
14:12:42
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