"Well that's what the neighbors said anyway!"
"Who would've thought in our own community?"
"Well I don't even think that is possible anyway!"
"Why on Earth would someone do a dang fool thing like that?"
"Well you should've seen the look on his face, it was priceless."
2007-07-25 14:12:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1876
"Kitty Meets George"
Kitty Russell was sitting alone at one of the tables in the
Long Branch. She was thinking about Doc's words, regarding her need to stop drinking. She wasn't sure she was able to get over the loss of Matt Dillon's affections, without the anesthesia-like affect of alcohol. She didn't notice the cowboy standing in front of her.
"Uhhh, excuse me, maam. May I join you?"
She looked up:
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Kitty:"(4)"Why on Earth would someone do a dang fool thing like that?"
Cowboy:"Maam?"
Kitty felt lousy. She reckoned she looked lousy.
He introduced himself......"My name's George. George Bentley. You look like you could use a little company. I know I could."
Kitty:"Hey! I'm doing just fine. I don't need your pity, cowboy."
George:"Pity?? Whoa, there, maam. I'm feeling lots of things right now..... Pity ain't one of 'em."
Kitty looked in his eyes and smiled. For the first time in a long time, she had a genuine smile on her face.
They talked for the rest of the evening. He was passing through, on his way to, of all places, Virginia.....The very state that Sunshine MacGillicutty hailed from. Sunshine was the reason Matt had left her.
George told Kitty he had been married several times...... and that all his ex's lived in Texas. "Oh, well......easy come,easy go." He raised his beer mug, as if in a toast.
Kitty told him all about life in the famous Dodge City. She talked about the kind and wise Doc Adams. "The truth is, George....He's my dearest friend."
She smiled as she described the sweet and slightly silly Festus Haggen....... She told him about the time Festus was so drunk, he thought he was kissing one of the dancehall girls.....Turns out it was Ruth, his mule.
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George:" A MULE? Did you see this with your own eyes?"
Kitty:" No........but, (1)"Well that's what the neighbors said anyway!" They both chuckled.
Then Kitty's expression grew serious. She told him about Matt.
George:"You mean HE left YOU? (3)Well I don't even think that is possible anyway!" He ordered them both another drink and then whispered in her ear......(2)"Who would've thought in our own community, a U.S.Marshal could be so foolish?"
Around 2 a.m., Kitty told him she needed to close up. He held her arm........"I don't think I could wait until tomorrow to see you again, Kitty." He looked deep into her eyes. "Please don't make me wait."
Kitty took his hand as they went up the stairs to her living quarters.
2007-07-25 14:25:56 · answer #1 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 7⤊ 8⤋
Who would've thought? In our own community! A leprechaun! Well, thats what the neighbors said anyway. Okay, one neighbor. Mr McFee claimed that he was attacked by leprechauns on the way to work, and that was why he was all bruised and bloody. You should have seen the look on his face, it was priceless. It was like he really believed what he was saying. We tried to talk some sense into him, but it was like he was possesed. Hair wild and everything. Once we realized that he wasn't going to tell us the true story, we decided to try to get the details on his fantastic story and see if that wouldn't help us figure it out ourselves. Once he thought that we believed him, he calmed down. He explained how he made a bet with a leprechaun on the boxing match, and didn't figure there was any harm because leprechauns don't really exist. Now why on earth would someone do a dang fool thing like that? If he didn't believe the leprechaun was real, why would he make a bet with it? And if he did believe it was real, why would he make a bet with it? Apparently, when he lost the bet, the wager wasn't paid, and the leprechaun got all his leprechaun buddies together and jumped him. Yeah, I know. Crazy. It was probably just some regular person who he made a bet with, and he'd rather not say who. Or else they beat him so bad that he really lost his head. Well, I don't even think that is possible. Anyway, he's got all the neighbors going now. They all think there's some angry person on the loose, waiting to beat them up or rob them or something. I could tell them that thats not gonna happen. I mean, as long as you pay me what you owe, there's not gonna be any problems. I'm a pretty easygoing guy.
2007-07-26 08:29:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Who would've thought in our community?" Richard inquired, quire agitated at the idea of it all. "I mean, really; are you sure that's what you heard?"
"Well that's what the neighbors said anyway!" his wife replied, becoming a little annoyed at his disbelief. "I always knew those Stevensons were a little odd."
"Well I don't even think that is possible anyway! Why on Earth would someone do a dang fool thing like that?"
Laughing, Sharon thought back to the event. "Oh, but it was hilarious when his daughter called him out on it. Well golly gee, you should've seen the look on his face; it was priceless."
2007-07-25 14:22:21 · answer #3 · answered by Oneofthesedays 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Dear diary, my name is Peggy Sue, I'm a single 20-something and I work as a receptionist for some large accounting firm in downtown Washington. I share an appartment with my best friend, Jane. Every friday we go out clubbing hoping to meet a nice guy who is not just trying to sleep with us. Everyday we meet for lunch and dream of a love that does not fade away after 12 hours. Ya, that'll be the day. Last friday Jane had a funny thing happen to her. We were at our favorite club and it was baout 2 in the morning. We were both pissed and could barely even walk straight. Suddenly a really hot guy comes up to Jane and starts singing "Words of Love" to her it was quite funny. I was like oh boy, he's a keeper. Jane ended up passing out about half an hour after that, so nothing happened but it was quite a funny memory. I know its bad, but I'm bored. Oh and their all Buddy Holly songs
2016-04-01 02:37:02 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that you can sneak into San Diego from mexico..who would have thought in our own community? Why on earth would someone do a dang fool thing like that? Well I don't think that is possible anyway. Well that's what the neighbors said anyway! When they caught the low life criminal, and the border patrol tried to shoot him you should have seen the look on his face, it was priceless.
And Lt. Dan: note new name!
2007-07-25 14:59:16 · answer #5 · answered by DIAL 911 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
"did you here about the man down the street who ate his cat?" said jane. her boyfriend gave her a questioningly.
"well thats what the neighbors said anyway" she added quickly. "who would've thought in our own community?"
"Well I don't even think that is possible anyway!"said her boyfriend. "eat your own cat" jane muttered to herself."Why on Earth would someone do a dang fool thing like that?"
she lifted up the bag next to her and pulled out fake bloody cat bones. she laughed so hard. the next day she was telling the story to her mother."Well you should've seen the look on his face, it was priceless." after her mother had given her aquestioning look.
2007-07-25 14:31:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
My girlfriend and I were talking...I said I was told that Lt. Dan was one of the best lovers that ever lived!
She looked at me like I was crazy...so I gave her my I know what I am talking about wink, giggled and said...Well that's what the neighbors said anyway!"
Now she is so intrigued...oh she cannot help but ask..how would the neighbors know this? I inform her that Lt. Dan has a real nosy neighbor, and it just so happens that she loves to listen to him and his sexy italian women! You should hear this neighbor go on and on about Lt. Dan....Who would"ve thought in our own community?" Such a wonderful lover...exclaims my friend.
I am not about to tell her, I am his italian women...Why on earth would someone do a dang fool thing like that?" Oh not me...I would never trust that woman or any other one for that matter around my man!
But I am having so much fun teasing her...so I just have to add...Did you know his nickname is the all nighter? She now is looking at me opened mouth...a look of shock and awe on her face, so funny I had to laugh out loud. She looks at me a bit annoyed, then blurts out....Well I don't believe that is possible anyway!"
Oh look here I say...believe in the impossible...for all things are possible!
We then are still going on and on about Lt. Dan...oh she is wanting more and more information. The poor girl...from what I hear her man is a real dud!
I proceed to elaborate, about Lt. Dan's abilities, I am having such fun with her. She is wanting to hear more but also I can see she is wondering...how does she know all this. Oh I would never tell.
All of a sudden I get the feeling of being watched, turn around and there stands my friends man, it is obvious he has been listening to me...Well you should've seen the look on his face, it was priceless." Just like mastercard!!!! Oh the poor man, he will never measure up.
Ciao!
.
2007-07-26 15:48:49 · answer #7 · answered by bodacious baby 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Mrs. Kibitzer: Did you hear that Lt Dan is running a gigolo service out of his place?
Mrs. Busybody: No kidding!!!, Why on Earth would someone do a dang fool thing like that?
Mrs. Kibitzer: Well that's what the neighbors said anyway!
Haven't you noticed the parade of different woman going in and out of his place? Yesterday there was Mrs. Rizzo in the morning, followed by the Thompson twins a half hour later, then Mrs. Brown in the afternoon and Mrs. Rosen in the evening! THEN that Mrs. Rizzo even came back for seconds that same night!!
Mrs. Busybody: Six in one day!!! Well I don't even think that is possible anyway! You say Mrs. Rizzo came back twice in one day, huh??
Mrs. Kibitzer: Yes, AND I also heard from Mr.Meddler down at the bank that Mrs. Rizzo's been making ALLOT of withdrawals lately!!
Mrs. Busybody: Now that you tell me all this, something I heard yesterday makes ALLOT of sense! Mr. Interloper over at the drugstore was telling Lt. Dan that the shipment of Viagra was coming in late. Well you should've seen the look on his face, it was priceless. You'd of thought he told him somebody died!!!
Mrs. Kibitzer: That just about proves it!!! Well who would've thought in our own community?
Mrs Busybody" Yes it is shocking! I can't get over that Mrs. Rizzo returning twice in one day tho, do you think...................
2007-07-27 05:53:54 · answer #8 · answered by Silva 6 · 7⤊ 1⤋
*sally whispers gossip to suzy*
"Well that's what the neighbors said anyway!" sally finally said aloud.
"And who would've thought in our own community?" suzy responded
"Well I don't even think that is possible anyway!"sally said, upon further thought
"Why on Earth would someone do a dang fool thing like that?" suzy asked
"Well you should've seen the look on his face, it was priceless." sally said in response
guess we'll never know what they were talking about
2007-07-25 14:22:37 · answer #9 · answered by Olivia M 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Definitely, but I couldn't post it here! It would cause housing prices to drop. There goes the neighborhood.
2007-07-25 14:18:24 · answer #10 · answered by Space Alien Frerp 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Maybe sarge and sunshine are around. I'll call them. I am no good at this.
2007-07-25 14:32:55 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋