All categories - 17 July 2007

ok there was this man and he was at his golf club
he was walking by a bench when he heard a cell phone ringing
he answered it. the man said:
"hello?"
"Hi honey" a woman answered
"what do you need?" the man said
"well, i just saw this diamond/gold necklace i really like, can i buy it?"
the woman asked.
"sure, anything you want." the man said
By this time the men in the golf club were starting to get interested in his conversation with the woman, the man saw this and put the phone on speaker...
the woman called again...
"hello?"
"hi honey its me again, i was driving by the toyota sales place and fell absolutely in LOVE with this toyota seqoia, i want it pearl white, can we buy it???"
"sure!"
the men in the golf club look amazed!
the woman called AGAIN...
"i really want a house in malibu, its a 3-story house. and i love it. can we buy it?"
"of course we can!!!!" the men stared and stared the man smiled and asked them, "does anyone know whose phone that is???"
the end!!!

2007-07-17 15:18:28 · 11 answers · asked by dolphins1817 2 in Jokes & Riddles

and if you dont, dont u hate it when u do and its awkward caz everyone is quiet. thats how it is in my house lol. but do you eat at the family table?? is it rarely like mines, or never or all the time??

2007-07-17 15:18:26 · 31 answers · asked by rvd343 2 in Polls & Surveys

my friend's brother was in the hospital today from what she said was swallowing to much lake water. he was throwing up a lot and they covered him with a lot of blankets and kept taking his temperature. so i just wondered if there was a name for what sickness he had!? does anyone know?

2007-07-17 15:18:23 · 7 answers · asked by slugbug_yellow003 1 in Infectious Diseases

2007-07-17 15:17:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I need help, can someone please help me out here?
Gimme a message on yahoo if you can would be awesome. code_phr3ak thanks =]

2007-07-17 15:17:43 · 2 answers · asked by shady l 1 in Computer Networking

i'm glad we have a leader who is taking things seriously finally.

2007-07-17 15:17:41 · 16 answers · asked by Tim A 2 in Politics

2007-07-17 15:17:40 · 4 answers · asked by ♣Kermit the Frog♣ 4 in Religion & Spirituality

what should i use to clean it?

2007-07-17 15:17:24 · 4 answers · asked by a series of unfortunate Q's 1 in Cleaning & Laundry

If not we should seriously compile it because this would be a VERY COOL religion

2007-07-17 15:17:02 · 10 answers · asked by me 4 in Mythology & Folklore

For eg: did man really land on the moon?
Are elections fair? shouldn't each constiutency have the opportunity of being witnss to - on live tv,the counting of the votes - then we will we see who the real winners ar..

What are yout consiracy theories?

2007-07-17 15:16:59 · 5 answers · asked by Just me 4 in Politics

dang difficult ?

2007-07-17 15:16:48 · 9 answers · asked by Agent99 6 in Polls & Surveys

sumthing cheap and fun for 8th graders

2007-07-17 15:16:42 · 4 answers · asked by cutiebootie182 2 in Valentine's Day

I walk 5 days/week,since March.(Found out I'm borderline diabetic.)Now, while walking, I get goose bumps & a slight chill. The chill fades quickly & a sensation occurs- the top of my head, top of the ears up, is light & lifting off my head. I then get off balance & am unable to walk straight or without stumbling.
This "lightheadedness" may last from a minute or two, to the rest of the walk. I find it very disconcerting/odd. It throws off my workout. I have almost fallen dozens of times. The same thing happened a few years ago when I ran. So I stopped.
I am not out of shape. Also, my blood sugar is great. I checked my blood pressure-normal. Had a stress test done before I started; my heart is normal as well. Thought it might be my ipod buds shorting out & shocking me. Walked without them & still had the same problem. I am at a loss. Does anyone know why this could be happening?
(I used to be an avid runner; 5-10 miles, 5 days/week. This is not a "runner's high".)
Any ideas?

2007-07-17 15:16:35 · 15 answers · asked by barrwiese 3 in Diet & Fitness

Please refrain from preaching that those who do not forgive will not be forgiven by God... Share your personal experience please. Thanks.

2007-07-17 15:16:29 · 20 answers · asked by NONAME 5 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-07-17 15:16:22 · 2 answers · asked by cody g 1 in Add-ons

put 3 * at the beginning of your reply if you have questions

2007-07-17 15:16:22 · 7 answers · asked by bigpapa_joemama 1 in Other - Society & Culture

I've ALWAYS believed in God. I know He got me out of some very rough situations I'd gotten myself into. But I'd always been I guess "luke warm" with my faith.

Well recently something changed in my heart. Very drastically. I no longer drink, I quit cussing and I feel very strong in my feelings to devote my life to God. Not to sell all my things, but to be open about it and to talk about Him. I often find myself just scared and I even cry. I have no idea why either. Something in me has changed.

My question is, is there anyone (Pastor's in particular) who can guide me?

Thanks

God bless ;)

2007-07-17 15:16:18 · 15 answers · asked by latina_soldier 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-07-17 15:16:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

someone i know wants to join the army but was arrested when he was 16. Is his record clean once hes over 18 and will the army accept him??

2007-07-17 15:16:03 · 8 answers · asked by frogfrog377 1 in Military

2007-07-17 15:16:00 · 9 answers · asked by _~^*^~_ Ninja Fighter_~^*^~_ 4 in Polls & Surveys

This is a serious question not me trying to offend any homosexuals. I know a three lesbians ,two in a relationship with each other, and the other single, and one flamboyant gay man. one of the girls in the lesbian couple is very 'normal' (if that is the right word, if not i apologise)and the other is very masculine. The gay man is always talking in that annoying high pitched voice and drawing out his words. My issue here is, why do some homosexuals feel that they have to make a point of being gay? why not just go about like everyone else. I am aware that straight men do it as well with their drunken bragging about sex, but i just see it more in gay men.

2007-07-17 15:15:39 · 19 answers · asked by sami_xxx_lou 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

How many people really know what FEMA is capable of?


http://www.freedomfiles.org/war/fema.htm

http://www.publiceye.org/liberty/fema/Fema_0.html

http://femacamps.blogspot.com/2006/11/wake-up-fat-american-sheeple-sheep.html

Things like the above, in addition to the REX84 programs..(readiness exercise 1984) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rex_84

Our governemnt seems to be preparing to take away our freedoms, ignore our bill of rights, and supress any who may stand up to them.

Why arent more people aware of these programs? Why is nobody talking about these programs?

If our governemnt gets to the point where martial law is declared, the citizens will be powerless to stand up to the tyrany.

2007-07-17 15:15:30 · 9 answers · asked by Kacy H 5 in Other - Politics & Government

2007-07-17 15:15:24 · 6 answers · asked by tkp9999 1 in Hunting

Some players have bundles of money in with their chips. Why?

2007-07-17 15:15:14 · 8 answers · asked by Bill W 【ツ】 6 in Gambling

2007-07-17 15:15:08 · 43 answers · asked by Jael 3 in Religion & Spirituality

One day a chicken got stuck in the mud. His best friend, a donkey, pulled him out with his tail. The next day the donkey got stuck in the mud but the chicken couldn't get him out so he went into the barn and got the Harley and pulled him out with it. The moral of the story is you dont need a Harley to pick up chicks but you do need one to haul ass.

2007-07-17 15:14:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-07-17 15:14:52 · 4 answers · asked by Texas Cowboy 7 in Singles & Dating

He's a male dog and he pees in the house all the time. We take him out and he'll come in and lift his leg right in fount of us.

2007-07-17 15:14:36 · 21 answers · asked by pobie 1 in Dogs

One master computer is connected to a router and cable modem. I use a wireless connection from my laptop to the router. I have another desktop I don't feel like moving downstairs next to the router. Can I connect it instead to my laptop using an ethernet cable? Will my desktop now connect to the internet?

2007-07-17 15:14:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Computer Networking

i have 498MB of RAM
i have Windows XP srvc. pack 2
64MB video card
40GB of hard drive space
40GB of external drive space
2.66 GHz
my resolution is as big as my moniter will allow
and the game takes up about 4GB

i have about 36% of free space (including the game) on my hard drive

and its a desktop

if im forgetting something sorry just ask and i can give it to u

any help would be good!

2007-07-17 15:14:23 · 9 answers · asked by jojo 2 in Other - Hardware