ok there was this man and he was at his golf club
he was walking by a bench when he heard a cell phone ringing
he answered it. the man said:
"hello?"
"Hi honey" a woman answered
"what do you need?" the man said
"well, i just saw this diamond/gold necklace i really like, can i buy it?"
the woman asked.
"sure, anything you want." the man said
By this time the men in the golf club were starting to get interested in his conversation with the woman, the man saw this and put the phone on speaker...
the woman called again...
"hello?"
"hi honey its me again, i was driving by the toyota sales place and fell absolutely in LOVE with this toyota seqoia, i want it pearl white, can we buy it???"
"sure!"
the men in the golf club look amazed!
the woman called AGAIN...
"i really want a house in malibu, its a 3-story house. and i love it. can we buy it?"
"of course we can!!!!" the men stared and stared the man smiled and asked them, "does anyone know whose phone that is???"
the end!!!
2007-07-17 15:18:28 · 11 answers · asked by dolphins1817 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Somewhere, some man has been destroyed.
2007-07-17 15:21:54 · answer #1 · answered by Steve C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE IT! it is one of the best jokes I have heard lately
2007-07-17 23:19:44 · answer #2 · answered by kindacowgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...i guessed the outcome before the end, but that was still funny! =]
2007-07-17 23:06:20 · answer #3 · answered by me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that funny I actually seen a commercial about that lol
2007-07-17 22:23:12 · answer #4 · answered by lil 1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAOO GOOD JOKE IT ACTUALLY MADE ME THINK IM LIKE WHAT!!....N I WAS THINKIN DIFFERENTLY BCUZ ALL OF DA ANSWERS OF DA MAN MADE IT SEEM LIKE SHE WAS ASKING FOR $3X....LOL
2007-07-17 22:47:06 · answer #5 · answered by elkinluna_44 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha,some what funny.Money hungry!
2007-07-17 22:26:45 · answer #6 · answered by government curruption 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whose ever phone that was is so broke.... lol anyway
2007-07-17 23:00:32 · answer #7 · answered by tennisgoddess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but it went a little differently.....still i hared it before!!!!
2007-07-17 22:23:19 · answer #8 · answered by l♥ve143~♥~♥~♥ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sorry, the finger joke was better...
2007-07-17 22:42:16 · answer #9 · answered by Mike. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-17 22:22:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋