Surgeons !!!!! Cute !!!!!
5 SURGEON SIT AND TALK ABOUT WHICH PATIENTS ARE BETTER TO OPERATE ON
T he first surgeon, from New York , says: "I like to see accountants on my
operating table, because when you openthem up, everything inside is
numbered."
The second, from Chicago , responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says: "No, I really think librarians are
the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC, shut them all up: "By far,
politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no
balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the butt are
interchangeable.
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2007-07-17
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