Surgeons !!!!! Cute !!!!!
5 SURGEON SIT AND TALK ABOUT WHICH PATIENTS ARE BETTER TO OPERATE ON
T he first surgeon, from New York , says: "I like to see accountants on my
operating table, because when you openthem up, everything inside is
numbered."
The second, from Chicago , responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says: "No, I really think librarians are
the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC, shut them all up: "By far,
politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no
balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the butt are
interchangeable.
Hey!Everybody jumping on the bandwagon asking for stars!
If You LIKE : ).Please leave One.
2007-07-17 03:14:11 · 15 answers · asked by Old Dawg 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey! That's OK. I don't like SOUP. I prefer a STEAK with a Loaded Potato. Especially a GATOR STEAK!!!!
2007-07-17 03:22:33 · update #1
Thanks EVERYBODY WHO CAME, READ & ENJOYED. APPRECIATE IT
: )
2007-07-17 03:33:41 · update #2
19-Jul-07
Once again. Thanks for all who gave a "star". And enjoyed this. I wish that I could give everyone 10 points - But - YAHOO doesn't allow this. The one who stated "NO SOUP" I would deduct 10 from. Ha-Ha!!! So. Since I have a special feeling for those who have loved one overseas fighting. 10 points goes to Proud Army Wife. I hope that whoever is away from home - that they return safe & sound. And that God blesses you and yours that he/she is helping in this war against terror and those overseas who need them to help rebuild there hopes for a safer beginning. This Old Dawg 19-Jul-07
2007-07-19 11:13:48 · update #3
LOL good one!!!
2007-07-17 03:23:48 · answer #1 · answered by *Army*Wife* 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-04 00:21:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good one....
I'll star You up.
But I know a good old British version with
three lions in a conversation about "food",
which sounds similar to Your joke, sorry...
Aaron.
2007-07-17 03:24:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-07-17 06:05:28 · answer #4 · answered by Todd 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between a politician and a bucket of vomit? ...The BUCKET!
2007-07-17 06:07:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG, now dats funny
2007-07-17 03:23:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahah funny
2007-07-17 03:26:53 · answer #7 · answered by nisha10mabry 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
*star fer u*
pretty good
2007-07-17 03:21:07 · answer #8 · answered by tirebiter 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Loved it; it was all really true.....
2007-07-17 07:48:50 · answer #9 · answered by Cami lives 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THAT'S FUNNY WAY COOOOOOOOL
2007-07-17 03:37:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋