All categories - 3 July 2007

2007-07-03 10:49:58 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

I found this goofy game at a yard sale, and I don't mean to be offensive by the c word....Just having a little fun! A friend once had me convinced re: armadillo....LOL

2007-07-03 10:49:58 · 12 answers · asked by Wood Smoke ~ Free2Bme! 6 in Polls & Surveys

I have been unofficially seperated from my husband for 4 months. I am sure that we are headed for divorce but we go back and forth on trying again or ending it all. At the moment he wants try again but i think i am all out of tries. Now throw this into the mix- I am in deep with his ex friend. Our families were once close but in the past year we have all moved appart (they are divorcing- not because of us). My husband and I have had major issues through out our marriage- you name it we have pretty much "tried'' get past it. But our past has never been something that we can get over. I feel like when i started "relating" to my new man is when I realized that I was not going to be happy in my marriage, ever. We have no trust, my love for him is nomore, he does not want to deal with any issues. I am scared though. I dont know how to tell him I want a divorce- he is so minipulating and he some how gets me to feel bad for him or he cries and I am not a mean hearted person so I crumble.

2007-07-03 10:49:57 · 12 answers · asked by Sun of the Dark 1 in Marriage & Divorce

i need to build up my resume before any agent would consider me, so how do i find local auditions? i live in bristol, ct if that helps any.

2007-07-03 10:49:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Theater & Acting

2007-07-03 10:49:32 · 8 answers · asked by kevinhoegle 2 in Religion & Spirituality

'Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green Green Grass Of Home'.
'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.'
'Is it common?'
'It's not unusual

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Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy said to Dolly

'I was artificially inseminated this morning.'

'I don't believe you,' said Dolly

'It's true, straight up, no bull!'

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A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only cling film for shorts. The shrink says, 'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.'

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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. 'My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?'

'Well,' says the vet, 'let's have a look at him.' So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says 'I'm going to have to put him down.'

'What? Because he's cross-eyed?'

'No, because he's bloody heavy.'

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So I went to the dentist. He said 'Say Aaah.'

I said 'Why?'

He said 'My dog's died."

2007-07-03 10:49:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

It's your basic old house -- wooden window sashes & wooden frames, and 3 to 6 layers of paint on everything. Someone got lazy (I guess) and painted the upper sashes to the frames. I'd like to unstick them so that the top sash can be pulled down in this hot weather. Have you ever done this?

Thanks for reading!

2007-07-03 10:49:10 · 9 answers · asked by igglydooble 3 in Maintenance & Repairs

I do not know why every one is bashing Hillary so bad. I think she would bring some change into the American political mainstream. Why is it that the highest position in the United States of America must always be filled with males? Isn't about time to change? And is it about time to fill it with women? Let's face it women are smart , intelligent and highly educated. Nevertheless, I hope she will win. Cause she could make this country change into a different directions. What's your thought on that?

2007-07-03 10:49:05 · 23 answers · asked by angelikabertrand64 5 in Politics

I like to play in old Games.

2007-07-03 10:49:03 · 5 answers · asked by Richard Noorajen 1 in Software

about Israel and palestine? can find lots of propaganda, where is the truth?

2007-07-03 10:49:02 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

The problem is with my computer I believe, because I have two different headsets, and they both worked on one computer, but both won't work with the other. The computer I'm having issues on had Microsoft Vista. I can hear clearly on the headset, but i can't seem to talk on my headset, no one can hear me, and if they can, i sound like a whisper. I dont' know what the problem is, anyone have any ideas?

2007-07-03 10:48:45 · 3 answers · asked by Emanuel N 2 in Other - Hardware

Details, details?=0)

2007-07-03 10:48:43 · 24 answers · asked by ♕Soulful Dreamer♕ 5 in Polls & Surveys

OMG! Im a piece of TOAST!!!

2007-07-03 10:48:25 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

i bought this oil stuff online but it doesn't' seem to be helping. I don't have insurance and have no money to see a doctor

2007-07-03 10:48:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in STDs

As you can see i am an ostrich...For you hungry peoples please dont eat me...i have a Counter Strike match to go to in 30 min. I am an unstopable ostrich when it comes to counter strike.

2007-07-03 10:48:10 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-07-03 10:48:06 · 3 answers · asked by topink 6 in Other - Europe

I need to know if a church is a public place.

Last Sunday when we were doing our thing at church when some folk came and parked their trucks on church space. OK, I´m a Born Again Christian so as you know.

These people said there was nothing illegal because a church carpark is public land. We did not know if they were right or wrong. I got an axe handle and broke their lights anyway. One guy with a new Ford started shouting and spoiling the restful religious vibes, so Pastor Deke fixed his windshield with a cinderblock.

Is there a Born Again lawyer who can clear this up?

2007-07-03 10:48:03 · 7 answers · asked by Pastor Sauce 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Since they clearly do not care about the health and safety of their own people/environment, let alone anyone elses, are we going to continue buying their products? I am not - I am now going to check carefully and not buy ANYTHING made in China.

2007-07-03 10:48:00 · 19 answers · asked by Nancy B 1 in Civic Participation

Will all my songs get deleted?

2007-07-03 10:47:58 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music & Music Players

2007-07-03 10:47:57 · 7 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Amusement Parks

Ive been with my boyfriend for 14 months and were both quite young but we decided it was time we had sex. but we talked about it first, discussing weather we were ready and even went to a chemist to discuss contreception..BUT when it came round to having sex..we couldnt do it!! =$ (It would be the first time for both of us - to have sex) We couldnt find where to put it. We dont know what the problem is.
Please help!

Girlfriend and Boyfriend xxx

2007-07-03 10:47:42 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

He's lucky to even get into the NBA! Does he have ANY CLUE how many people dream of getting the opportunity he has, and he gets upset because he gets drafted by the Bucks. He refuses to talk to reporters about the NBA and in my opinion, is being a HUUUGE rhinocerous turd!

Hey Jianlian, why don't you go back to China if playing for the Bucks is so bad! You'll be forced to join the military and probably get your big ungrateful butt shot off because 6'9" men can't run very fast are pretty hard to miss with a rifle!

2007-07-03 10:47:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Basketball

and i was wondering if anyone else has used one. Were your experiences good or bad? Why were they good or bad? Would you do it again? Can i have lot's of details your answers? Thank you.

2007-07-03 10:47:39 · 48 answers · asked by .... 2 in Mythology & Folklore

thanks

2007-07-03 10:47:38 · 5 answers · asked by LandonSnail 2 in Comics & Animation

i sold 16 dvds on ebay and on the auction description it said paypment is recived right after auction ended. but the buyer who has no feedback she said how do i pay for this? i told her paypal, i kept emailing her to send the payment or the item will be relisted and negative feedback will be left so i relisted the item and left her negative feedback. But today she sends the payment when i said she didnt have to pay, so know she is wanting those dvds i relisted. what should i do? thanks

2007-07-03 10:47:26 · 4 answers · asked by baby boy born jan.30th 2009 3 in Small Business

just wondering before i get a chemical burn or something

2007-07-03 10:47:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Skin & Body

2007-07-03 10:47:08 · 10 answers · asked by leftnutbust 2 in Earth Sciences & Geology

2007-07-03 10:46:50 · 2 answers · asked by JesusFreak23 3 in Garden & Landscape

i have a new poem. tell me:
if you like it
what you think its about
if it sucks or its good
best answer gets 10 pts tomorrow
possibly a poem or lyrics of yours!!

“Perfect Stranger”

As the years passes I had no idea what I would miss.
There was no warning that it would ever come to this.
Looking back, I would have never guessed you’d be gone.
From then to now changed like dusk to dawn.

I now have pain no medicine can fix.
No where to hide, I know all of your tricks.
Looking back it’s still surprising.
As I am sinking, you are slowly rising.

Adolescence is a silent killer that can slip through your mind.
Thought you had everything, but you were stole completely blind.
Someone so close to you, changed so rapidly, so confused.
Trusted them with all your heart and all you got was bruised.

It is out of my hands now, I give him to you, watch over him tonight.
I want to be there, but all I can do is pray everything will be alright.
How can you love someone so much and they push you away;
Like you are nothing but a mannequin on an utter display?

Often times when I think of you and wish I could be there.
So much has happened, so many memories shared.
Reminiscing through old pictures and knick-knacks always makes me cry.
So hard I have tried to understand, and still I don’t know why.

Someone so close can be so far away in such a quick flash.
Like something with no significance than a dirty piece of trash.
I wonder if I ever come to your mind, how I feel.
No matter the time that may pass, this will never seem real.

2007-07-03 10:46:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Poetry

my friends laptop has gone on hibernation...they said they pressed the wrong button and it went into hibernation and they then pluged it into the av adapter but it wouldnt come back on..tried a few thing but no use..

its a dell xp laptop...plz help asap

2007-07-03 10:46:22 · 4 answers · asked by Adam M 1 in Laptops & Notebooks