'Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green Green Grass Of Home'.
'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.'
'Is it common?'
'It's not unusual
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Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy said to Dolly
'I was artificially inseminated this morning.'
'I don't believe you,' said Dolly
'It's true, straight up, no bull!'
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A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only cling film for shorts. The shrink says, 'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.'
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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. 'My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?'
'Well,' says the vet, 'let's have a look at him.' So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says 'I'm going to have to put him down.'
'What? Because he's cross-eyed?'
'No, because he's bloody heavy.'
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So I went to the dentist. He said 'Say Aaah.'
I said 'Why?'
He said 'My dog's died."
2007-07-03 10:49:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, funny
2007-07-05 07:41:44 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gamergurl♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the 2 gay judges who tried each other, Judge Gerald Fitzpatrick and Judge Patrick Fitzgerald?
2007-07-03 10:53:52 · answer #2 · answered by ©2009 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fcuking Comical..
2007-07-03 11:18:12 · answer #3 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Good ones! Funny!
2007-07-03 10:55:46 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked the cows lol
2007-07-05 01:13:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
xD
HAH! Really funny! Good job!
2007-07-03 10:53:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ZZzzZZZ...
2007-07-03 10:52:51 · answer #7 · answered by vixxen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, you should be on TV, where do you get em!!! Thanks for more laughs.
2007-07-03 22:48:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
booooo
u suck don't say no more jokes please
seriously
but if thats what you like help yourself
2007-07-03 10:57:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Wow thanks.....
2007-07-03 10:54:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋