All categories - 27 June 2007

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart.
One of the students said to his friend: "I'm sure he has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."
The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks just as we learned in class."
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him: "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"
The old man said: "I'll tell you, but first you must tell me what you think."
One of the students said: "I think it's Petry Syndrome."
The old man said: "You thought.......... but you are wrong."
Then the other student said: "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said: "You thought.......... but you are wrong.
So they asked him: "Well, what do you have?"
The old man said: "I thought it was GAS........... but I was wrong

2007-06-27 04:20:45 · 22 answers · asked by Dannie 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Because someone has drilled it in your head for your lifetime that this man made book is the "word" of God?

Does it really make sense that a supreme being would flood the whole earth because we misbehaved?

Please use the brain that God gave you. I would be offended if someone thought I was capable of murder.

2007-06-27 04:20:32 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

My whole family is going on a cruise from Florida to the Bahamas to celebrate my grandparents 50th anniversary! :)
A couple people (my aunt, uncle, cousins..) don't have passports. Do they need passports? The cruise is over Thanksgiving 2007.

2007-06-27 04:20:28 · 12 answers · asked by jenni xo 3 in Cruise Travel

You know who you are. Please tell me how I can set things right once again! "Taco Thursday" at our favorite restaurant won't be the same without you! Come back to me! (and bring some Bagel Bites, I'm out again)

2007-06-27 04:20:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Was just checking out this article on JAYSKI, and thought I'd share it with the answers community. It's about a Driver Development Clinic this fall in Mooresville, NC. I've seen questions posted in the past on how to become a NASCAR DRIVER.. Well, This would be your best shot probably. Check it out if you're serious.

And Just to ADD a question in here so there's some feedback... What does everyone think about this site? I checked it out, and it looks pretty neat. Not sure if it's worth the $495.00. What do you think fellow Yahooligans?

http://www.driverdevelopmentclinic.com/

2007-06-27 04:20:24 · 6 answers · asked by Will-I-Am Hendrick Supporter 4 in NASCAR

I play runescape, and this guy was advertising his account password and i went on it then went off it and logged back in, (this was in the classic version) and then i logged in the next day and all my stuff was gone! i would like to know how to hack people like this:P

2007-06-27 04:20:15 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Internet

....if there wasn't a God or Bible we wouldn't have morals, or a sense of good and bad? So the only thing holding you back from murdering and raping is a old book, and a God? Please tell me I'm reading in to this all wrong and that, like me, your morals come from a combination of instinct and education.

2007-06-27 04:20:04 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I just purchased a 2007 KIA Rhondo and it has side curtain airbags...when my daughter starts facing forward in her britax car seat should she be placed in the middle seat or behind the passenger seat?

2007-06-27 04:20:00 · 5 answers · asked by addisonsmom17 2 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

its an alternative song that is a couple of years old it goes something like; I would die for you, i would kill for you. Thats the only words i remember of that song, can someone help me out.

2007-06-27 04:19:49 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

2007-06-27 04:19:45 · 10 answers · asked by pinky 1 in Current Events

I straighten my hair alot! But I know it's damaging. So,I have several different hair products that say "defense against heat". But does anyone know of some that work really well?
thanks!
<3

2007-06-27 04:19:43 · 2 answers · asked by Laurenx 2 in Hair

i fell as if even if i got to confession i still have guilt and i dont deserve to go to heaven
will God send me there

2007-06-27 04:19:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Have you seen the Nicole Kidman movie, "The Others"? Do you think it's the bestest bestest scary movie in the world? What other movies compare to "The Others" in greatness and spine tingliness?

2007-06-27 04:19:32 · 9 answers · asked by Kitten Hood 5 in Celebrities

If you have been pregnant more than once, was your husband more understanding and helpful during the 1st pregnancy then the following one(s)?

My husband was very supportive and understanding during my pregnancy with our son but now I'm 5 weeks pregnant (and beyound exhausted!!) and he's very insensitive about the whole thing. I'm just wanding if this is normal? It seems that it would be, to a degree, but he also turned into a very insensitive person during his last tour in Iraq so I wasn't sure if that was more of the reason.

I don't expect him to wait on me, don't get me wrong. He is working a new job and I never see him with his new schedule. However, he tends to call me in the morning while I'm at work and gripe about something I didn't get done. I work full time, go home to take care of our 2 year old and do as much as I can, in addition to being drained and in the bathroom vomiting. He would have never done that when I was pregnant the 1st time.

Thanks

2007-06-27 04:19:31 · 14 answers · asked by Nina Lee 7 in Pregnancy

I don't like people who overly emotional. It's like stop blubbering already. People who seem emotionless are just a little creepy.

2007-06-27 04:19:22 · 8 answers · asked by Johnny's Girl 4 in Polls & Surveys

I was in the bathroom and I found this (what appeared to be a spider) sitting on the side of a wooden shelf. I was really scared so I went and got Ortho home defense max spray and sprayed it a couple times. It Jumped! It didnt jump too far but it crawled with some speed and would jump every now and then, it sorta reminded me of a grasshopper, but I know it wasnt that. Whats throwing me off about what it is is the fact that it had antennas. It appeared to have two of em. Can someone tell me what kind of spider this may be and if it's posionus or not, because Ive also noticed quite a few bites on my back and legs and while they dont have two puncture points Im leaving the possibility open that they may begin to develop as spider bites (however Im writing them off as mosquito bites for the time being). I've just dont some research on my own but I cant seem to find any good info

Any help would be greatly appreciated, Im scared to death of spiders so this is really severe for me.

2007-06-27 04:19:15 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Zoology

2007-06-27 04:18:52 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

can i put pc2 4200 in it?

2007-06-27 04:18:46 · 3 answers · asked by streetboy 2 in Desktops

2007-06-27 04:18:38 · 72 answers · asked by ♣Kermit the Frog♣ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-27 04:18:38 · 29 answers · asked by Uncle Wayne 3 in Religion & Spirituality

You are also going to succeed, no matter your choice...

2007-06-27 04:18:33 · 22 answers · asked by Icewomanblockstheshot 6 in Polls & Surveys

Everything is fine till i suddenly felt a strange feeling in my heart.I started to like woman breast and i felt that i really want it.May i know how to control this feeling?it's making man lose control.

2007-06-27 04:18:22 · 9 answers · asked by dark 3 in Singles & Dating

2007-06-27 04:18:21 · 6 answers · asked by Kyoko C 1 in Earth Sciences & Geology

2007-06-27 04:18:18 · 17 answers · asked by dave d 1 in Swimming & Diving

2007-06-27 04:18:15 · 14 answers · asked by kit p 1 in Religion & Spirituality

What is the best indoor atmosphere/watering habit for African Violets and Gerraniums? Mine do not seem to be flourishing.

2007-06-27 04:18:04 · 4 answers · asked by J D 518 1 in Garden & Landscape

everyone at school thinks I am gay because i am not attracted to either sex yet. Please help cause its not just afew people, its a school of about 1200 people doing it (though only about 1000 are doing it). If i go anywhere near a kid in Y9+ i get hurt. Don't say tell a teacher because i have tried that. the kids i tell on stop for a few days while all the rest don't just do it when they see me.... They turn it into a man hunt for me. I used to have a few friends the helped but they all got hurt and i kept ditching them to protect them.
personally i think a need a bodyguard.

2007-06-27 04:17:54 · 8 answers · asked by adam r 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender