2007-06-27 04:18:52 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
have wet fartz
don't get any munkeyluvin
only have warm beer
catch yourself in your zipper
2007-06-27 04:23:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
wake up and realize you need to be in 2 places at one time. By the way, that happened to me today.
2007-06-27 11:24:20 · answer #2 · answered by mal_racegal 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
get to work and realize you have two different shoes on!
or you get to work and keep smelling something funny and you realize your male cat sprayed the boots you are wearing!
That has happened to me. I will never get a male cat again unless he is fixed!
2007-06-27 13:58:37 · answer #3 · answered by Nellie Angel 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
wake up to find yourself in a bed with Michael Jackson stroking your hair saying "it's going to be all right"
2007-06-27 11:24:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
go to make the coffee and have butterfingeritis and drop the whole entire container of grounds onto the floor.
2007-06-27 11:22:25 · answer #5 · answered by MamiZorro2 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
get beamed up a spaceship by aliens who want to make sweet love to you before sucking your spine with their love orifice.
2007-06-27 11:31:12 · answer #6 · answered by honeychild 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
fall down a fight of stairs, get hit by the hobo with his bike, and barf and your bosses shoes
2007-06-27 11:23:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
have you in laws coming over and have NO stiff drinks to hand
2007-06-27 11:22:47 · answer #8 · answered by candy g 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
get yelled at by your spouse before you are even fully awake.
2007-06-27 13:29:10 · answer #9 · answered by ~Charity~ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put your maxi pad on sticky side up.
2007-06-27 11:25:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋