Alan and his friend martin went out hunting. Martin had never hunted before, so he was following Alan's lead. Alan saw a herd of deer and told Martin to stay in the exact spot he was and to be quiet. A moment later, Alan heard a scream. He ran back and asked Martin what had happened. "A snake slithered across my feet", said Martin, "but that didn't make me scream. Then a bear came up to me and snarled, but I still didn't scream". "So why did you?" Alan asked, infuriated. "Well," Martin went on, "two squirrels crawled up my trousers and I heard one of them say, 'Should we take 'em home or eat 'em now?"
2007-06-24
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