Alan and his friend martin went out hunting. Martin had never hunted before, so he was following Alan's lead. Alan saw a herd of deer and told Martin to stay in the exact spot he was and to be quiet. A moment later, Alan heard a scream. He ran back and asked Martin what had happened. "A snake slithered across my feet", said Martin, "but that didn't make me scream. Then a bear came up to me and snarled, but I still didn't scream". "So why did you?" Alan asked, infuriated. "Well," Martin went on, "two squirrels crawled up my trousers and I heard one of them say, 'Should we take 'em home or eat 'em now?"
2007-06-24 00:11:25 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I would like to hear someone come up with a joke about what they would say if they ran up the trouser legs of a woman, thinking it was a man and saying something when they didn't find any nuts. There are so many possibilities, but with the yahoo police it could be dangerous.
2007-06-24 02:54:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anthony F 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, Lmao
2007-06-24 04:26:12 · answer #2 · answered by cgpearman 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am not sure who is more the nut here .I or your poor Martin .
If it were I my screams would be heard all the way in England..
I am still losing wt. .. but running for my Life.. Ha Ha Ha..
2007-06-25 00:00:40 · answer #3 · answered by Robert B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! The only reason I am not laughing my freakin' head off is because I have heard it before! You still get a star Sweetie!
2007-06-25 11:32:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only 11 stars for that ?
Allow me to make it 12.
Great joke.
2007-06-26 09:58:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank goodness for educated squirrels.
2007-06-24 02:14:58 · answer #6 · answered by Jim 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
och!!!!! that hits below the belt .
But it is still funny
three stars for the joke and one star for each nut
total five stars
2007-06-24 06:00:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kind of funny, but a bit of a let down! Sorry!
2007-06-24 00:15:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha
That was funny.
Thanks for good joke.
2007-06-24 00:14:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you very good,Squirrels talking?
2007-06-24 00:16:18 · answer #10 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋