if we are going to "shag" what shall i wear?

Answer 1

if ur a chick, nothing, if ur a dude, a rubber

Answer 2

Where I come from. If you are going to "shag" you don't wear anything as you will be in bed with a member of the opposite sex.

Answer 3

A man walks into a bar and sits down. He is depressed and drinking. Next to him is a woman who is also depressed and drinking. They get to talking, and the woman asks him why he's depressed and drinking. He tells her "well, my wife just left me because she thinks that I am too kinky."

"What a coincedence?!" she replies, "my husband just left me because he says that I'M too kinky!"

So they talk some more and eventually, being of like mind, go back to her place.

She tells the man "I'm going to get into something a little more... comfortable" and proceeds into her bedroom. Here, she disrobes and puts on a leather mini, some fishnet stockings and 4 inch red heels, with a matching, nipple-less leather bra. She grabs her whip in one hand and her handcuffs in the other and heads back into the living room only to find the man putting on his coat and hat and preparing to leave.

"Hey! Where are you going?!" She asks.

"Look lady, I f*cked your dog, I sh*t in your purse. I'm outta here."

Answer 4

we're not going to shag.

Answer 5

Nothing, gigidy gigidy, but if you must id say booby tassels

Answer 6

just wear high heels chick...i'll just be wearing knee high boots

Answer 7

At your age, KY Jelly or a bucket of chip fat ;-)

Answer 8

stripey tee & bellbottoms

Answer 9

Chains....

Answer 10

freckles ♥