Drinking Song
Chug-a-Lug, Chug-a-Lug.
Choke on the beer, gag on the wine.
Room starts to spin, need a drink to stop it.
Chug-a-Lug, Chug-a-Lug.
Stammer, Staggger.
Ol' gal won't dance with a drunk.
She don' wanna go, maybe I'll drag her.
Wobble and Weave.
Gotta get a drink for the road,
One more 'fore I leave.
Mumble and Stumble.
Feet don't work like they should,
Trip and fall, then I crumble.
Chug-a-Lug, Chug-a-Lug.
Need a 'lil nip in the grave
When they finally get it dug.
Chug-a-Lug, Chug-a-Lug.
Copyright © June 2007
No, I don't drink (at least nothing alcoholic)
2007-06-24
01:03:43
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