Drinking Song
Chug-a-Lug, Chug-a-Lug.
Choke on the beer, gag on the wine.
Room starts to spin, need a drink to stop it.
Chug-a-Lug, Chug-a-Lug.
Stammer, Staggger.
Ol' gal won't dance with a drunk.
She don' wanna go, maybe I'll drag her.
Wobble and Weave.
Gotta get a drink for the road,
One more 'fore I leave.
Mumble and Stumble.
Feet don't work like they should,
Trip and fall, then I crumble.
Chug-a-Lug, Chug-a-Lug.
Need a 'lil nip in the grave
When they finally get it dug.
Chug-a-Lug, Chug-a-Lug.
Copyright © June 2007
No, I don't drink (at least nothing alcoholic)
2007-06-24 01:03:43 · 5 answers · asked by BlueFeather 6 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Poetry
Good lyrics but the music left a lot to be desired!
2007-06-24 01:12:22 · answer #1 · answered by expatriot1000 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Check this one out....
Beer, Beer, Beer by The Pouges
A long time ago, way back in history,
when all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea.
Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops,
and he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops.
He might have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.
The Curtis bar, the James' Pub, the Hole in the Wall as well
one thing you can be sure of, its Charlie's beer they sell
so all ye lads a lasses at eleven O'clock ye stop
for five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops
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He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.
A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick,
the sort of lubrication to make your engine tick.
40 pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks.
Its only eight pence hapenny and one and six in tax
1... 2... 3... 4... 5...
He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
And Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.
The Lord bless Charlie Mops!
2007-06-24 12:35:55 · answer #2 · answered by Faustus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good for you probably.
For me I Chug-a-Lug but responsibly not simply wobbling and stumbling. what was the question?
ok, sounds fine for the long journey to Bethlehem!!
2007-06-24 11:18:04 · answer #3 · answered by ari-pup 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. This is good. It is almost 9:00AM here...
2007-06-24 09:19:07 · answer #4 · answered by TD Euwaite? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one of my fav drinking songs
http://youtube.com/watch?v=97RSuv8hroc
2007-06-24 08:11:29 · answer #5 · answered by Mopar Muscle Gal 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋