A young man joined the army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went through the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from an aeroplane. The next day, he phone his dad to give him the news.
"So did you jump?" the dad asked.
"Well let me tell you what happened. We got up in the plane, and the Sargeant opened the door and asked for volunteers. About a dozen men got up and just walked out of the plane."
"Is that when you jumped?" asked the dad.
"Urm not yet. Then the Sargeant satarted to grab the other men one at a time and throw them out."
"Did you jump then?" the dad asked.
"I'm getting to that.Everyone else had jumped, and I was the last on the plane. I told the Sargeant that I was too scared to jump. He told me to get off or he'll kick my a*se."
"So did you jump?"
"Not then. He tried to push me out of the plane, but I grabbed the door and refuse to go.
2007-06-20
08:55:08
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