paratroopers?

Question

A young man joined the army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went through the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from an aeroplane. The next day, he phone his dad to give him the news.

"So did you jump?" the dad asked.

"Well let me tell you what happened. We got up in the plane, and the Sargeant opened the door and asked for volunteers. About a dozen men got up and just walked out of the plane."

"Is that when you jumped?" asked the dad.

"Urm not yet. Then the Sargeant satarted to grab the other men one at a time and throw them out."

"Did you jump then?" the dad asked.

"I'm getting to that.Everyone else had jumped, and I was the last on the plane. I told the Sargeant that I was too scared to jump. He told me to get off or he'll kick my a*se."

"So did you jump?"

"Not then. He tried to push me out of the plane, but I grabbed the door and refuse to go.

Finally he called over to the jump master. The Jump Master is this great huge guy, about 6 ft 5, and 17 stone. He said to me, "Boy are you going to jump or not? I said no, Sir. I'm too scared. So the Jump Master pulled down his zip and took his penis out. I swear it was 10 inches long! He said, "Boy, either you jump out the door, or i'm sticking this up your a*se!"

"So did yo jump?"asked the dad.

"Well, a little at first!"




Please someone take these sweets from me, can't stop scranning my face.

there haribo micro mix
now what else can i eat?

Answer 1

LMIAOSFHISMS If I was threatened with one of them I'd feckin jump WITHOUT THE PARACHUTE yet again above standard

Answer 2

Great, very amusing - notatu dignum.(worthy of note)

What type of sweets are they?
I like bulls eyes, but I catch the b***dy things, well not very often. So beware of blind bulls.

Some of us must have warped minds, having just read some of the answers.

Answer 3

Holy cow!!!
How did no one above me not get this joke. It was funny. I do not think it should be explained to them, let them suffer with knowing they were not smart enough to figure it out.

Answer 4

i got a tip for u but i don't know ur e-mail address.



No Longer Privates
Two boys from the mountains, Leroy and Jasper have been promoted from privates to sergeants.

Not long after, they're out for a walk and Leroy says, "Hey Jasper, there's the NCO Club. Let's you and me stop in."

"But we's privates," protests Jasper.

"We's sergeants now, "says Leroy, pulling him inside.

"Now, Jasper, I'm a-gonna sit down and have me a drink."

"But we's privates," says Jasper. "Are you blind, boy?" asks Leroy, pointing at his stripes. "We's sergeants now."

So they have their drink, and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Leroy. "You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea."

Leroy pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Jasper, go look in the dictionary and see what gonorrhea means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign." So Jasper goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Leroy the big okay sign.

Three weeks later Leroy is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea. "Jasper," he says, "why did you give me the okay sign?"

"Well, Leroy, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea affects only the privates." He points to his stripes. "But we's sergeants now!"

Answer 5

Makes no sense

Answer 6

can u tell me the rest of the joke please?
its bound to be funny.

xxx

Answer 7

LOL funny joke.

Answer 8

hope he had a parachuet on it before he made him jump
hahahahahahahaha

Answer 9

a disgrace to the army :(

Answer 10

ew. That was nasty. Nasty but Funny all at the same!! I liked it!!