An atheist was walking through the woods one day in Alaska,admiring all the evolution had created."What majestic trees!powerfull river!beautiful animals!"he said to him self.
he heard some thing in the bushes behind him.He saw a brown bear behind him.He ran as fast as he could,He looked over his shoulder and it was rapidly closeing in on him,so scared that tears came to his eye's.
His heart pounding trying to run faster,he triped and fell.The bear was right over him,reaching with his paw to strike him.
"OH MY GOD!...."
Time stopped.
the bear froze.
the forest fell silent.
the river stopped moving.
A bright light shone and a voice came from around him....
"YOU DENY MY EXSTENCE FOR ALL THESE YEARS,TEACH OTHERS I DON'T EXIST AND THAT CREATION IS JUST A COSMIC ACCIDENT!!
DO YOU EXPECT MY HELP KNOW?
Diffacult as it was he looked into the ligh and said no but maybe you could make the bear a christian?"
"VERY WELL"said god
bear dropped to his knees"LORD,thanks for the meal.
2007-06-15
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