All categories - 13 June 2007

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.

His first friend says, "I think wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

His second friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under our bed and it wasn't mine."

Paddy says,"I think my wife is having an affair with a horse."

Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.

"No, i'm serious. The other day i came home and found a jockey under our bed."

2007-06-13 06:58:48 · 25 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-13 06:58:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Gender Studies

I know he is dead but does anyone know or want to take a guess at what happen? I kinda think he over dosed on some pills or something.

2007-06-13 06:58:27 · 9 answers · asked by T 6 in Soap Operas

Why do people hang them from the rear-view mirrors in their cars? As I understand it, the dream-catcher is supposed to only let the good dreams throughand trap the bad ones. How much sleeping and dreaming do you do while driving?

2007-06-13 06:58:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

what are the best foods to eat, and what is the best in home excress video to use?

2007-06-13 06:58:07 · 3 answers · asked by lil_luman 2 in Diet & Fitness

2007-06-13 06:57:59 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Economics

Whenever I talk to women (at work or elsewhere) - they hardly ever give me any eye contact. Yet the same woman would talk to another woman with eye contact?

Im friendly and I smile a lot. I am approachable too. Ive been told Im pretty several times (only by people who know me).

So why do most women avoid eye contact when talking to me? Does this happen to you?

2007-06-13 06:57:56 · 15 answers · asked by Ian C 1 in Philosophy

I just got my license today and im pumped to blast my music. But i heard about potential crash and im wonering how dangerous and potential is a crash with blaring music. The main things i hear are "You cant hear a train coming, you cant hear emergency vehicles" etc. I already will turn down my music when i come to a railroad crossing but there is also bucks and i usually look bac in my rear alot and since sight is the main sense in driving why does music incorporate into it and is it a BIG risk i am taking in doing this?

2007-06-13 06:57:56 · 9 answers · asked by BlackTexan09 3 in Safety

For the following
1)explain why the problems exists
2)Give a real-world example of a situation in which that problem might be encountered.
3) Describe how a cost analyst can overcome the problem in you example.

Extreme values of observations occur from errors in recording costs (for example, a misplaced decimal point), from nonrepresentative periods (for example, from a period in which a major machine breakdown occurred or from a period in which a delay in delivery of materials from an international supplier curtailed production),or from observations outside the relevant range. Analysts should adjust or eliminate unusual observations before estimating a cost relationship.

2007-06-13 06:57:53 · 2 answers · asked by mrsfinke2 1 in Other - Business & Finance

I can't they say they are fixing something but there are people online.

2007-06-13 06:57:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in MySpace

2007-06-13 06:57:51 · 2 answers · asked by pismoru500 1 in Add-ons

I knew right then and there that he was lying.

I knew that the media was stupid enough to believe him and not pursue his answer.

This isn't a question about Clinton having sex. It's a question about how people who support Dems have little ability to realize when they are being lied to by someone they support.

It makes me concerned that 1/2 of America deserves very little respect because they are gullible.

2007-06-13 06:57:48 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

I don't have the time to wash them or look for another pair.

2007-06-13 06:57:48 · 25 answers · asked by </3 1 in Fashion & Accessories

Some of you deserved it though. Anyway, I've been in a really crappy mood today.

2007-06-13 06:57:46 · 30 answers · asked by Johnny's Girl 4 in Polls & Surveys

i tend to tell people if they have got food or lipstick on their teeth, and i definatelly tell people if their zip has come undone

but sometimes i want to tell people if they have a stray facial hair if it is a woman but i worry that it might upset them

do you tell people if thay have any of these things

or do you leave it

if it were me i would rather people told me so that i didnt go home and find it out myself hours later and think why did no one tell me my skirt is in my knickers

what do you think

thank you


xxx


vici

2007-06-13 06:57:45 · 21 answers · asked by vici 4 in Etiquette

as in wave your hands/ fingers when you are excited, anxious etc. It's a common trait in people with autism, and now I work in a school for autistic children I've noticed I do it too!

2007-06-13 06:57:44 · 14 answers · asked by emily_jane2379 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-13 06:57:35 · 19 answers · asked by gidn 2 in Philosophy

Just want an honest opinion!

2007-06-13 06:57:30 · 15 answers · asked by Sarah 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-06-13 06:57:19 · 14 answers · asked by BeAuTiFuL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-13 06:57:18 · 14 answers · asked by Canadian Luck 1 in Religion & Spirituality

OR...can I send one for the entire office and post it in the lunch room?

We are a little short on invitations is why i'm asking.

2007-06-13 06:57:06 · 10 answers · asked by Captain Jack 6 in Etiquette

maybe about a love to a famous person or where the love is unreachable ?

maybe somthing like: you dont know me or who i am etc.

please.. i need it to make a video.

2007-06-13 06:57:04 · 5 answers · asked by Pernille 19 Denmark 1 in Other - Music

my puppy goliath seems to LOVE eating cheese, but i heard that it is bad for his stomach, is that true?

2007-06-13 06:56:59 · 13 answers · asked by strawberry 3 in Dogs

2007-06-13 06:56:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Social Science

2007-06-13 06:56:49 · 8 answers · asked by dsolo1125 1 in Tattoos

I will look to other faiths as these people have helped me to conclude that they have completely lost their minds.

Do they do this to you too?

2007-06-13 06:56:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Sound legal replies only please.

2007-06-13 06:56:42 · 8 answers · asked by Justin W 1 in Law Enforcement & Police

2007-06-13 06:56:32 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

2007-06-13 06:56:20 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Conservation

I can't believe that Hendrick signed Jr. It doesnt mean he will win.. he may win a few races but JEFFY and Jimmie are the main drivers and will always be, and they will have the best equipment and the best cars out there in Hendrick and they are already the best drivers.. BUT Hendrick motorsports has the best team and as much as I dont care for Jr, I guess I can learn to like him... i think he has a cool personality, but the only thing that pisses my off about him, is him downing Jeffy in the past...

The fan base part is to me is: THE PEOPLE THAT DOESNT LIKE HIM FOR GOING TO HENDRICKS, WASNT A TRUE FAN ANYWAYS.... BY-GOD....

AND where are you all from???
I AM FROM WEST VIRGINIA.......... :)

GO JEFFY GO!! DRIVE FOR FIVE THIS YEAR AND SIX FOR NEXT YEAR, BABY!!!!

2007-06-13 06:56:18 · 20 answers · asked by i♥holio 5 in NASCAR