All categories - 7 June 2007

A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital.

After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to be reached with forceps. He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the wasp.

The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn't rise to the occasion. "if neither of you objects," the medic said, "I could give it a try."

Under the circumstances, both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some honey and mounted the woman. The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's thrust continued for several long minutes. "Hey, What the hell is happening?"

"Change of plans," The physician panted. " I'm going to drown the little bastard!."

2007-06-07 10:30:20 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-07 10:30:16 · 7 answers · asked by WWF Decade Impaired Fan 2 in Comics & Animation

2007-06-07 10:30:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

He does everything for me almost to much we have been married 12 years . Need ideas on pleasing him not just sex ..any idea's

2007-06-07 10:30:05 · 31 answers · asked by SKY 1 in Marriage & Divorce

Not for me, but for my husband. He has a total of 14 points on licence for driving without insurance twice about 2 years ago. He has now been pulled over again for same reason although he did have insurance bank cancelled direct debits so insurance hadn't been paid... Does it look like disqualification?

2007-06-07 10:30:03 · 42 answers · asked by noangel21c 2 in Law Enforcement & Police

Will you vote for McCain or Giuliani.
Vote for the Dem candidate.
Stay home or vote for a third party candidate.
Neither one is really conservative and both of them are strongly pro illegal aliens. What will you do?

2007-06-07 10:30:01 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Elections

I have read that when a person is infected, they usually shows signs after 1-3 weeks. I understand that 3/4 of the women infected shows no symptoms at all. IF a person shows symptoms -- does it have to happen 1-3 weeks after or can it stay dormant and show symptoms after a few months? Is a person more susceptible to showing symptoms if they had Chlamydia before?

thanks!

2007-06-07 10:29:57 · 5 answers · asked by MelloooMan 1 in STDs

2007-06-07 10:29:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in TiVO & DVRs

without regard to country, nationality or political point of view? I know it sounds idealistic but then no one no where could 'bomb' anyone anywhere. And maybe this might allow us some added protection from the 'bigger' meteors that our less protective ozone layer will eventually allow in.

I'm not a scientist or anywhere close to 'science minded' so I'm sure I'm not using the right terms but hopefully some of you will understand what I'm asking and answer seriously.

2007-06-07 10:29:46 · 8 answers · asked by Goodmomma1 3 in Astronomy & Space

and why?

2007-06-07 10:29:45 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the bible is the word of god because it's written in the bible that it's the word of god? does this mean that if the men who wrote down "god's" word into the bible wanted to lie about it being the word of god, god would have stopped them? wouldn't this interfere with their free will?

2007-06-07 10:29:34 · 28 answers · asked by just curious (A.A.A.A.) 5 in Religion & Spirituality

Ok...I am almost 6 months pregnant, 21 and becoming a single mom. I work full time as a 911 operator, go to school full time at a university...I'm on a scholarship so I have to stay within scholarship terms, therefore I cannot drop to many units.

I eat healthy, I take care of myself.....I do take time to relax when I feel my body needs it.

Just lately, I've been stressing so much....being pregnant is hitting me harder and harder everyday..PLEASE do not get me wrong..I am so excited about having a baby

My problem is, a couple of weeks ago I got really stressed, my babys father tried coming back & physically abused me (of course he is gone for good now) I smoked a cig & I know it's wrong...but now I seem to need one every now and than. AGAIN PLEASE DO NOT JUDGE ME...I know it's wrong but it's so hard to stop being stressed, how bad is this ( I smoke about 3 a day) I used to smoke b4 being preg & quit cold turkey when I found out I was preg.

2007-06-07 10:29:13 · 17 answers · asked by oOoLaLaiTzSina 3 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

2007-06-07 10:29:12 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i dont wanna be stuck up or anything im just confident.

i take like 1 hr. in the shower n 1 hr. to get dressed n everything else... i just got out of the shower n i was in my daily process to get ready for the day after my shower or w/e u wanna call it... but anyways i was thinkin like damn i take 2 long...

well thats why im on here lol after i take a shower i:
put my hair in a towel n twist it
dry off
put my robe on
wash my face
brush my teeth
put a face mask thing on
put a lip mask on 2 keep em soft!
n while i wait the 10 minutes 4 them i put lotion on
then deoterant
then i wash the masks off
i put another face mask on...
do w/e in those 10 minutes.. usually put foot softener on
n then wash it off blah blah blah
do my make up if i wear any that day..
get dressed
n then im off for the day finally lol :]


doing all that -- thats what makes me so fresh n clean!!!


BUT IS THAT HIGH MAINTENCE?

i just want an honest opinion....

2007-06-07 10:29:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

What the hell was that?

2007-06-07 10:29:05 · 25 answers · asked by Zombie Jesus 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-07 10:28:47 · 44 answers · asked by Lindsey 3 in Singles & Dating

Which one you like more and why?
I see people write them both...

2007-06-07 10:28:46 · 10 answers · asked by Ranimi23 r 2 in Languages

I have been working with this company for 1 month 11 days. It is a good company and I enjoy it, despite the expected stressful times. In this period, I have only asked off for 1.5---1/2 day to come back on a Monday after being gone 3 hours away helping my mother-in-law move across town and my boss was fine with that, I made it back by 3:00pm; the 2nd day was to go to a new student orientation at a university and my boss got antsy about it. Coming up July 16-19, my sister has her last cheerleading competition, she's a senior, 3 hours away. I want to go Mon & Thurs and will work Tues, Wed, & Fri. Our business nature is bidding so you never know when a deadline is due. I am executive assistant to the owner and I believe he will give me trouble about this. How and when should I approach him on this matter? He will be out of the office the next week. Seeing my sister this last summer is very important to me!!!

2007-06-07 10:28:41 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Careers & Employment

happy with it? ( the car not the colour)

2007-06-07 10:28:35 · 21 answers · asked by freebird31wizard 6 in Pregnancy

just found out my wee cousins who i last seen on saturday have got the chicken pox could that be harmful 2 me because i am 29weeks pregnant if so what may it cause?

2007-06-07 10:28:18 · 4 answers · asked by mummy of 2gorgeous boys 3 in Pregnancy

2007-06-07 10:27:56 · 7 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Theater & Acting

2007-06-07 10:27:52 · 33 answers · asked by Alexander 6 in Polls & Surveys

i need a motto for an advanced military-based civilization on Mars (don't ask). To help somewaht, i tried my best & came up wtih things like "Mars shall never fall" or "The monarchy is ever-vigilant" (Mars is a monarchy (ruled by a king))

2007-06-07 10:27:48 · 8 answers · asked by tirowan13 1 in Quotations

Which do you choose to make love?

2007-06-07 10:27:44 · 2 answers · asked by freebird31wizard 6 in Pregnancy

I currently recieved a provisional job offer with the Royal Bank of Scotland and now they said they need to do a employment screening process. I want to know what kind of things they check for. Does anyone know what they check for???

2007-06-07 10:27:43 · 7 answers · asked by ROSE A 1 in Other - Business & Finance

Haha, I got one earlier. I laughed so hard I nearly peed myself.

2007-06-07 10:27:35 · 45 answers · asked by ~*~Malarie~*~ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-07 10:27:34 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I was just wondering if the new season/round of American Idol has started yet. Any answers would be appreciated. Thanks!

2007-06-07 10:27:33 · 7 answers · asked by jeangirl927 2 in Reality Television

1. Be sure its love and nothing else. 2. know that they are the one you want for the rest of your life. 3. Be sure finances are there to take care of you both.4. That living conditions are right at that time.

2007-06-07 10:27:29 · 25 answers · asked by marilynsue08 1 in Marriage & Divorce