A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital.
After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to be reached with forceps. He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the wasp.
The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn't rise to the occasion. "if neither of you objects," the medic said, "I could give it a try."
Under the circumstances, both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some honey and mounted the woman. The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's thrust continued for several long minutes. "Hey, What the hell is happening?"
"Change of plans," The physician panted. " I'm going to drown the little bastard!."
2007-06-07 10:30:20 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Totally cool and funny, Thanks Ice.
2007-06-07 17:01:36 · answer #1 · answered by Tony 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes because these sprays contain neuro toxins that can be harmful to fatal for some people they should be used where you will not be exposed to the spray or fumes. I have shifted to using 409 spray cleaner for most bug problems, it melts ants and knocks down wasps to where you can crush then with ease. I recently had a fresh nest of wasps start coming out right over the entrance to my wash room and I would have had to go in there to get the regular wasp spray. The only thing handy was the 409 sprayer I had been using to kill ants with and the spray knocked the wasps out of the air immediately where I could stomp them with a stick. I have used several wasp and hornet sprays and have never had that good of knock down with any of them. It will also work with flies but takes much more to get them on the ground than with wasps.
2016-05-19 03:05:35 · answer #2 · answered by nola 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow thats kindov discusting but it is still funny 10/10
2007-06-07 10:36:01 · answer #3 · answered by Russell J 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh,u mean the doctar had s-e-x with the woman! Disgusting.
2007-06-13 21:59:58 · answer #4 · answered by ♣♠_Ms Imperfect_07_♥♦ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not going to read this joke, if it involves a nude beach it's not funny, get a life.
2007-06-07 10:35:01 · answer #5 · answered by Dan 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
ha ha
2007-06-13 05:35:34 · answer #6 · answered by stoned philosopher 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha lol 5 stars
2007-06-13 19:52:23 · answer #7 · answered by Info_Chick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm telling everyone that one
2007-06-13 21:29:33 · answer #8 · answered by Pattie DeVoe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats cute! good one! ♥
2007-06-07 10:35:24 · answer #9 · answered by Katie S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eeeewwwwwwwwwwwww so disgusting!!!!!!!!!!1 but so funny too. hmmmmmmmmmmmm =)
2007-06-07 10:35:30 · answer #10 · answered by flatteredwu 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nothing can ever make me laugh.. deal with it
2007-06-07 11:10:51 · answer #11 · answered by What 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋