All categories - 6 June 2007

I have a couple Blonde jokes. (No offence to blondes.)

A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

Ya like it?? Here's another:

One day a Blonde walked into the doctors office with 2 red ears.
The doctor asked what happened. She said "I was ironing and the
phone rang and I picked up the iron by mistake. "What happened
to the other ear?" the doctor asked. "They called back."

2007-06-06 06:54:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Which one of the following functional groups is a base?

Which one of the following functional groups is a base?

a.alcohol
b.amine
c.ether
d.carboxylic acid
e.ketone

2007-06-06 06:54:10 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

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WV timber/coal resources?

sideshows

2007-06-06 06:54:07 · 2 answers · asked by amy c 1 in Earth Sciences & Geology

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Toy for an 18-month-old?

I feel like buying my daughter a toy today. If you were headed to the toy store right now and could get your 18-month-old one thing, what would it be? She has billions of books and art supplies, so I'm not looking for that sort of thing. She also spends about half of her day outside as it is, so I'm looking for something she can play with indoors. What has enthralled and occupied your child the most?

2007-06-06 06:54:07 · 14 answers · asked by pyjamarama 2 in Toddler & Preschooler

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Can too many bee, hornet, or wasp stings harm a child?

My daughter seems to have terrible luck! Last week she got stung by something right inbetween the eyes. She later told me about it and it seems to be healing up pretty nicely. Then this morning I noticed that something stung her on the top of her foot and the stinger is still in there. The area is red and swolen and is very tender to the touch. She is complaining that the inside of her neck hurts, as she describes it. She is 5 1/2 years old. She also had a sting on her arm a couple of weeks ago. Can all these stings be harming her?

2007-06-06 06:53:57 · 11 answers · asked by jess l 5 in First Aid

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Deadly force against protesters?

Why don't police use deadly force against protesters who are clearly violating laws and endangering public safety and government leaders, such as at the G8 Summit? If you just opened up on those hooded hoodlums with automatic weapons and helicopter gunships, there would be a lot of less of an incentive for future disturbances.

2007-06-06 06:53:39 · 12 answers · asked by Luey 3 in Law Enforcement & Police

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If Eve had only three sons, where’d Cain find his wife?

2007-06-06 06:53:35 · 35 answers · asked by Cara 4 in Religion & Spirituality

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Help Please!! Serious cat problem.....?

I have a 2 yrs old male cat that wont stay off the counter. Or the tv, or top of fridge, or microwave. or stove. How do I get him to stay off of everything?

HELP PLEASE.... I'm at my witts end.

Serious answers only please.

2007-06-06 06:53:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cats

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Do you think its broken?

Yesterday i was helping a friend of mine move some steel. i picked up about 25 lbs of it and stepped off the trailer which was about a foot high. When i stepped off my foot landed halfway on a step and it rolled off, therefore rolling my ankle. I could walk on it for a bit, but then it started to hurt pretty badly. Now i am having to use crutches to get around. It doesnt hurt when im not using it though. Is it broken or just severly sprained?

2007-06-06 06:53:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Injuries

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Colored saran wrap - WHERE to buy it?

I need to get colored saran wrap but I have no idea where I can find it - Do you think grocery stores like Safeway or Albertsons would have it? I'm stuck.. thanks!

2007-06-06 06:53:24 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Decorating & Remodeling

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The Turks have invaded Iraq?

What will be the United States and Iraqs response for invading its soveriegn territory?

2007-06-06 06:53:18 · 8 answers · asked by trigunmarksman 6 in Military

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Could EVERYBODY on YA! P&S be pregnant?

2007-06-06 06:53:07 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Tell me, aren't you glad we made it?

After lunch on Wednesday. It's officially down hill to the weekend.

2007-06-06 06:53:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Did Obama just adopt the Christian faith for the elections? And temporarily put his Muslim faith aside?!?

2007-06-06 06:52:43 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Elections

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Colored saran wrap - WHERE to buy it?

I need to get colored saran wrap but I have no idea where I can find it - Do you think grocery stores like Safeway or Albertsons would have it? I'm stuck.. thanks!

2007-06-06 06:52:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

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psp, I have a game in iso format how can i install it to my psp v3.5?

2007-06-06 06:52:37 · 3 answers · asked by sean d 1 in Software

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10 points for kids!........ ....... .........?

Rabbit at rest noticed a wolf running with
constant speed 20 m/s at distance 20 m.

What must be constant acceleration of the
rabbit to escape from the wolf?

2007-06-06 06:52:25 · 9 answers · asked by Alexander 6 in Physics

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after sperm comes out how do u take it off?

2007-06-06 06:52:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health