I have a couple Blonde jokes. (No offence to blondes.)
A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.
The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."
The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.
She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."
Ya like it?? Here's another:
One day a Blonde walked into the doctors office with 2 red ears.
The doctor asked what happened. She said "I was ironing and the
phone rang and I picked up the iron by mistake. "What happened
to the other ear?" the doctor asked. "They called back."
2007-06-06 06:54:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I had never heard the first one before. I liked it, it was cute. Both are funny.
2007-06-06 07:01:45 · answer #1 · answered by shasta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thast way to funny 10/10 plus a star
2007-06-06 07:06:07 · answer #2 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it blonde to ask the same question twice
2007-06-06 07:04:30 · answer #3 · answered by itsmyopinionsothere 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the 1st one is better than the 2nd but both are funny
2007-06-06 07:00:53 · answer #4 · answered by GoodtoKnow♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both were nice jokes.Thanks enjoyed it.
2007-06-06 07:01:04 · answer #5 · answered by Dr.Qutub 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats pretty funny.
2007-06-06 06:58:48 · answer #6 · answered by Julie_17 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty funny!
2007-06-06 06:58:09 · answer #7 · answered by StEpH 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. They're good ones! LOL.
2007-06-06 06:58:52 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋