and she was wearing a lovely sleeveless, pink , cotton dress with straps, and he was in his usual jeans & T shirt.
As they came by the Gorilla enclosure he noticed that the huge Silver Back was staring at her and groaning ! " Try puckering your lips and wiggle your backside " he said, and the wife did so which sent the Gorilla crazy, hammering his chest and throwing himself at the bars ! This amused the couple no end and the husband says, " lower one of the straps and pull the dress up and show him a bit of leg " . The wife complies and by now the ape is totally out of control, banging, groaning and running round the enclosure !
The husband then grabs his wife , opens the door to the enclosure , flings her in and slams the door shut saying, " now tell HIM you've got a headache " !
2007-05-25
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