The Doctor checks him over and says, " I'm sorry but you've got Yellow 24, a really nasty virus ! Its called Yellow 24 because your blood turns yellow & you've got 24 hrs to live ! There's no cure so just go home & enjoy the time you have left " !
So he trudges home and tells the news to his wife . Although distraught she suggests he goes to the Bingo with her that night to take his mind off things !
They arrive at the Bingo and with his first card he gets four corners and wins £ 50. Then, with his second card he gets a line & wins £ 300. Then he gets a Full House winning £ 1000.
Finally, the National Grid comes up and he wins £ 350,000.
The Bingo caller can't believe it and says to the man, " I've been here for 20 years and I have NEVER known anything like it, you must be the luckiest man alive " !
" LUCKY " ! replies the man, " I've got Yellow 24 " !
" F*ck me" says the Bingo caller, " you've won the Raffle as well " !
2007-05-25
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