The Doctor checks him over and says, " I'm sorry but you've got Yellow 24, a really nasty virus ! Its called Yellow 24 because your blood turns yellow & you've got 24 hrs to live ! There's no cure so just go home & enjoy the time you have left " !
So he trudges home and tells the news to his wife . Although distraught she suggests he goes to the Bingo with her that night to take his mind off things !
They arrive at the Bingo and with his first card he gets four corners and wins £ 50. Then, with his second card he gets a line & wins £ 300. Then he gets a Full House winning £ 1000.
Finally, the National Grid comes up and he wins £ 350,000.
The Bingo caller can't believe it and says to the man, " I've been here for 20 years and I have NEVER known anything like it, you must be the luckiest man alive " !
" LUCKY " ! replies the man, " I've got Yellow 24 " !
" F*ck me" says the Bingo caller, " you've won the Raffle as well " !
2007-05-25 00:42:39 · 14 answers · asked by Joe Ninety 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i dont get it...
2007-05-25 00:49:05 · answer #1 · answered by girly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-27 01:56:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool.
That made me chuckle.
I have visions now of bingo callers going 'f*ck me; twenty-three'
2007-05-25 00:48:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-25 10:17:45 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gave you a star cos you made me chuckle out loud.......Thankyou.
2007-05-25 01:00:09 · answer #5 · answered by jennijan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, FFS, that was funny:))
if not a little sad!
2007-05-25 00:46:58 · answer #6 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-05-25 01:09:44 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-05-25 02:17:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
superb
2007-05-25 01:14:15 · answer #9 · answered by thewokinn2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yer good one m8 i love it ..
2007-05-25 00:50:25 · answer #10 · answered by ivan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid and funny!
2007-05-25 00:45:50 · answer #11 · answered by Jimmy Q 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋