and she was wearing a lovely sleeveless, pink , cotton dress with straps, and he was in his usual jeans & T shirt.
As they came by the Gorilla enclosure he noticed that the huge Silver Back was staring at her and groaning ! " Try puckering your lips and wiggle your backside " he said, and the wife did so which sent the Gorilla crazy, hammering his chest and throwing himself at the bars ! This amused the couple no end and the husband says, " lower one of the straps and pull the dress up and show him a bit of leg " . The wife complies and by now the ape is totally out of control, banging, groaning and running round the enclosure !
The husband then grabs his wife , opens the door to the enclosure , flings her in and slams the door shut saying, " now tell HIM you've got a headache " !
2007-05-25 00:31:44 · 18 answers · asked by Joe Ninety 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thank you for that i needed to lighten up a bit after answering yet another McCain question
2007-05-25 00:36:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That was so cruelly funny…Big mistake! After the Gorilla he won't be equipped to satisfy her again! LMAO!!!
2007-05-25 01:38:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it
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thanks for the laugh
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star!
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2007-05-25 01:09:42 · answer #3 · answered by thumberlina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
V V Good. I liked that one.
2007-05-25 00:36:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enough of this Monkey Business !
2007-05-25 00:36:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha i like that one, very good
2007-05-25 00:34:30 · answer #6 · answered by XXkarlaXX 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hha ahahahahah ahaha, didn't see that coming AT ALL!!
GOOD JOKE my man!!
2007-05-25 00:34:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-05-25 01:24:12 · answer #8 · answered by pecanchew 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha....
the revenge of the frustrated husband LOL
2007-05-25 00:40:16 · answer #9 · answered by black_dahlia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in Aussie speak bloody beauty.~~
2007-05-25 00:37:19 · answer #10 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋