All categories - 15 May 2007

Bad To Worse

Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.
Worse: You're in it.

Bad: Your children are sexually active.
Worse: With each other.

Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.

Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
Worse: For another woman.

Bad: You can't find your vibrator.
Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.

Good: The teacher thinks your son's great.
Bad: In bed.

Good: You go to see a strip show.
Bad: Your daughter's the headliner.

Good: Your boyfriend's exercising.
Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes.

Good: Your daughter's on the Pill.
Bad: She's eleven.

Good: Your neighbour exercises in the nude.
Bad: He weighs 350 pounds.

if you know any more let me know,

;-)

2007-05-15 02:21:19 · 8 answers · asked by BLING 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I have a Pentium D 2.66GHz 480ram
but it is not that slow.. but slower than pentium 4!

Is pentium D is just slower than pentium 4? thats my experience..

Even if I do this!

1. Your Uninstaller Disk Cleaner
2. Sbmav Disk Cleaner
3. 1 Click Maintenance
4. Ccleaner (Cleaner and Issues)
5. Jv16 PowerTools (Registry Cleaner)
6. Registry First Aid
7. Window Washer (Clean My Computer)
8. PerfectDisk
9. Tune up Registry Defrag or Registry First Aid Defragment Registry


*** Window Washer (Free Space Wash)

OR

*** Clean Disk Security (Cleans Slack File)


Also I have memturbo
AVG ANTIVIRUS
AVG ANTISPYWARE
SYGATE PERSONAL FIREWALL PRO
AD-AWARE 1.06

FEW STARTUPS:

AVG ANTISPYWARE
AVG ANITVIRUS
MEMTURBO
SYGATE FIREWALL
I even checked with tuneup utilities startup!

Is pentium D just bit slower than pentium 4?

EXPERTS PLEASE.. thanks

2007-05-15 02:21:13 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Computers

2007-05-15 02:21:12 · 2 answers · asked by david 1 in Other - Diseases

2007-05-15 02:21:00 · 2 answers · asked by need help please respond 2 in Other - Beauty & Style

surely enough people around the are reacting to this that there has to be something in it. they can't all be idiots.

proof or no proof?

I live with common sense and use moderate workable solutions that don't cost me to much time or money. I think that sensible. Do you?

2007-05-15 02:20:57 · 21 answers · asked by WiseOwl 3 in Global Warming

Whats your worst habit??

2007-05-15 02:20:54 · 9 answers · asked by little kitty 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-15 02:20:48 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in PlayStation

How do you come out of retirement and return to active duty?
Is it possible?

2007-05-15 02:20:47 · 9 answers · asked by Tincan Navy 4 in Military

I took some Cadburys creme eggs when I was about 12. (12 years ago.)

2007-05-15 02:20:43 · 14 answers · asked by Zombie Jesus 5 in Polls & Surveys

Because the next time they find somebody and feel strong about the new person, they will know you failed already.

2007-05-15 02:20:41 · 13 answers · asked by paisan_7 6 in Marriage & Divorce

... are you going to pimp out that piece of @$$ for?

2007-05-15 02:20:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

We have horses and to help them gain weight, we feed them oats, and they aren't in the same form as oatmeal, but they are very similiar, and if they help the horses "pack on the weight", shouldn't oatmeal do the same for people? Why not?

2007-05-15 02:20:24 · 8 answers · asked by Dawn M 1 in Diet & Fitness

2007-05-15 02:20:18 · 11 answers · asked by William R 2 in Other - Politics & Government

1-I mean, scientists have contributed to this world more than anyone else. They found cures for illnesses and done good for humanity. However, 99% support of them support Evolution, and reject Creationism.
2-Do all Christians believe in Creationism? Is it sinful to believe in Evolution?


Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Introduction_to_evolution#_note-7

2007-05-15 02:19:57 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

how would i integrate e^(-2x) dx ?

2007-05-15 02:19:15 · 8 answers · asked by mond257 1 in Mathematics

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering:
"Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

Whistle the first seven notes of "It`s a Small World" incessantly.

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask:
"Got enough air in there?"

Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours
upside-down.

Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without
getting off.

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open,
then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm
handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open
until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the
bottom.

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce:
"I`ve got new socks on!"

Meow occasionally.

2007-05-15 02:19:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am trying to find a stay at home JOB. something I dont have to pay for to start!!

2007-05-15 02:18:53 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Careers & Employment

check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-nFWkQTOEA

2007-05-15 02:18:47 · 18 answers · asked by Jeanmarie 7 in Religion & Spirituality

What I mean is if God knowns what you are going to do than how can you posses the free will to make a choice?

2007-05-15 02:18:46 · 11 answers · asked by rangelife461 2 in Philosophy

I have 5 yr. old chihuahua. This weekend we had to take him to the emergency hospital because his ear was very red with like blisters and pus was coming out of them. The bill came out to $300. While there I noticed to pet insurance brochure. When is it a good idea to get pet insurance. Which insurance is a good one. I also have a one year old weiner dog mix should I get one for her. Please someone educate me. This is the first time my chihuahua has gotten sick by the way, but since he is getting older I am afraid this will become more common.

2007-05-15 02:18:43 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

As long as the ego runs your life, most of your thoughts, emotions, and actions arise from desire and fear. In relationships you then either want or fear something from the other person.

What you want from them may be pleasure or material gain, recognition, praise or attention, or a strengthening of your sense of self through comparison and through establishing that you are, have, or know more than they.
What you fear is that the opposite may be the case, and they may diminish your sense of self in some way.

When you make the present moment the focal point of your attention — instead of using it as a means to an end — you go beyond the ego and beyond the unconscious compulsion to use people as a means to an end, the end being self-enhancement at the cost of others. When you give your fullest attention to whoever you are interacting with, you take past and future out of the relationship, except for practical matters. When you are fully present with everyone you meet, you

2007-05-15 02:18:30 · 5 answers · asked by abluebobcat 4 in Other - Family & Relationships

it is for shool wich i am in now

2007-05-15 02:18:25 · 1 answers · asked by daryl h 1 in Zoology

2007-05-15 02:18:10 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

I cant sleep, they bang on the wall since the little boys bunk beds are on the wall next to my bedroom, they smoke outside and leave butts all over the place, trash, and they have friends over all the time who just sit outside and it is almost impossible for me to go outside without them starring at me, their trash can is in front of their door and the landlord specifically told me that the trash can was to be left on the side of the house not the front. The noise is so loud and it sounds like people are running on the roof! What do I do without sounding like an asshole? Help! I need some quietness!!

2007-05-15 02:18:08 · 16 answers · asked by Jinx 5 in Etiquette

Who was the first,second,third and fourth presedent of America?No stupid questions please.

2007-05-15 02:18:07 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 02:17:33 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

if so...why are we building all these expensive "hydrogen fuel cells"? Why cant we just use hydrogen as fuel in the cars we drive already!?! The product of the combustion of hydrogen is just water right? So the environmental benefit would be the same I believe? If so, Im going to hook up my lawnmower to some hydrogen haha

2007-05-15 02:17:20 · 7 answers · asked by CanadianGuitar 2 in Engineering

I find babies so innocent ,naughty ,always laughing
They look so cute when they are chubby also

2007-05-15 02:17:18 · 20 answers · asked by Hope Summer 6 in Polls & Surveys

I have my idea of who is pro footballs greatest linebacker. He played in the AFL many years ago. He was the guy who created the angle system that modern linebackers use today. He also was the first sideline to sideline MLB. He's a 1st ballot hall of famer. He's also an NFL ambassodor. Yet he's not mentioned much by the media because he played in the AFL. I'll say his name after I hear what you all think about your favorite LB. This can be inside or outside LB. The player doesn't have to be an allpro. All he has to be is your favorite linebacker.

2007-05-15 02:17:11 · 18 answers · asked by Big Sam D 4 in Football (American)