One day two parents took their son to a nude beach. The little boy was playing in the water then came running up to his mother.
"Mommy, Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours are!"
The mother kept reading and said,
"The bigger they are, the dumber they are." He went back to the water. A few minutes later, he came running back.
"Mommy, Mommy, I saw guys with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's is!"
The mother simply replied,
"The bigger they are, the dumber they are." He went back to the water. After a few minutes, he came running back.
"Mommy, Mommy, I saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw! And the more and more they talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"
2007-05-15
02:08:31
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