A man tried to sell his neighbour his dog. "This is a talking dog," he said. "And you can have him for five pounds." The neighbour said, "Who do you think you're kidding with this talking dog stuff? There is no such animal." Suddenly the dog looked up with tears in his eyes. "Please buy me, Sir," he pleaded. "This man is cruel. He never buys me a meal, never bathes me, never takes me for a walk. And I used to be the richest trick dog in Britain. I performed before kings. I was in the army and was decorated ten times." "Hey!" said the neighbour. "He can talk. Why do you want to sell him for just five pounds?" "Because," said the seller, "I'm getting tired of all his lies."
2007-05-15
02:03:53
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