A man tried to sell his neighbour his dog. "This is a talking dog," he said. "And you can have him for five pounds." The neighbour said, "Who do you think you're kidding with this talking dog stuff? There is no such animal." Suddenly the dog looked up with tears in his eyes. "Please buy me, Sir," he pleaded. "This man is cruel. He never buys me a meal, never bathes me, never takes me for a walk. And I used to be the richest trick dog in Britain. I performed before kings. I was in the army and was decorated ten times." "Hey!" said the neighbour. "He can talk. Why do you want to sell him for just five pounds?" "Because," said the seller, "I'm getting tired of all his lies."
2007-05-15 02:03:53 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A police sergeant was training three blonde recruits in observation and detection. He called the first blonde in and said, "I'm going to show you a photograph of a suspect for a few seconds then, when I remove it, I want you to tell me how you would recognise the suspect in future". After he had removed the photo the blonde said, "We'd soon catch him, he's only got one eye". "Look", said the sergeant patiently, "the photo of him is taken from the side, in profile, of course he's got two eyes".
He called in the second blonde, repeated the procedure with her and, when he'd removed the photo, she said, "That's easy, we'd trace him in no time because he's only got one ear". The sergeant said, somewhat testily, "Don't be silly, the photo is of him in profile, from the side, of course he's got two ears!"
He summoned the third blonde, repeated the procedure, then said, "I'm now going to remove the photo, I want you to think carefully and don't give me any stupid answers". The girl pondered for some time, then said, "We would be able to identify him because he's wearing contact lenses". "That's amazing", said the sergeant, "the suspect does indeed wear contact lenses but how could you deduce that when it's not obvious from the photo?" "Well," replied the blonde, "I knew he couldn't wear ordinary glasses because he's only got one eye and one ear!"
2007-05-15 02:58:01 · answer #1 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
2007-05-22 23:58:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one 8/10.
2007-05-22 01:10:33 · answer #3 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-05-21 07:56:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
will get a thumbs down for daring to disagree with others but that wasnt funny in the slightest sorry
2007-05-22 21:16:10 · answer #5 · answered by kaye j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellant wish I could give you 10 points for it.
2007-05-23 01:58:08 · answer #6 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-15 02:10:01 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So Innocent reply like your avatar face!!!
2007-05-21 05:38:52 · answer #8 · answered by baboo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think of a better punchline. It is not that funny.
2007-05-15 02:23:33 · answer #9 · answered by Stanley W 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-05-23 02:04:15 · answer #10 · answered by I AM BACK 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋