There were two blonde guys working for the city council. One would dig aÊhole, the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a hole, the other guy filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn'tÊ understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I appreciate the effort you are putting into your work, but what's the story? You dig aÊhole and your partner follows behind and fills it up again."
The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, normally we are a three-man team, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today."
2007-05-15 02:10:57 · 21 answers · asked by vixen xx 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THAT has brightened up my boring busy afternoon at work! Thank you!!
2007-05-15 02:22:06 · answer #1 · answered by Elaina 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A police sergeant was training three blonde recruits in observation and detection. He called the first blonde in and said, "I'm going to show you a photograph of a suspect for a few seconds then, when I remove it, I want you to tell me how you would recognise the suspect in future". After he had removed the photo the blonde said, "We'd soon catch him, he's only got one eye". "Look", said the sergeant patiently, "the photo of him is taken from the side, in profile, of course he's got two eyes".
He called in the second blonde, repeated the procedure with her and, when he'd removed the photo, she said, "That's easy, we'd trace him in no time because he's only got one ear". The sergeant said, somewhat testily, "Don't be silly, the photo is of him in profile, from the side, of course he's got two ears!"
He summoned the third blonde, repeated the procedure, then said, "I'm now going to remove the photo, I want you to think carefully and don't give me any stupid answers". The girl pondered for some time, then said, "We would be able to identify him because he's wearing contact lenses". "That's amazing", said the sergeant, "the suspect does indeed wear contact lenses but how could you deduce that when it's not obvious from the photo?" "Well," replied the blonde, "I knew he couldn't wear ordinary glasses because he's only got one eye and one ear!"
2007-05-15 02:53:27 · answer #2 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I actualy had to stop typing just now because I was laughing too much to hit the hit the right letters!
you definately get that star you asked for.
2007-05-15 08:57:20 · answer #3 · answered by Smile-for-me :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about when the blond is in the hospital giving birth and her boyfriend comes to visit her afterwards to see the baby and she asks him "Yes, but is it mine?"
2016-05-18 06:31:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watching the city employees "mending" the street outside, now it all makes sense since I read this...are you sure it's a joke!!
2007-05-15 02:16:16 · answer #5 · answered by anna 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha... I like ur story vixen xx.... 1 star 4 u
2007-05-15 05:07:18 · answer #6 · answered by osama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it it is very funny,one star earned.
2007-05-15 03:47:27 · answer #7 · answered by TS100N 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! u c blond men r just as silly as blond gals
2007-05-15 03:13:33 · answer #8 · answered by Kez 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but not 4 a long time. always makes me laugh lol , star!
2007-05-15 02:17:26 · answer #9 · answered by ♥cardanja♥ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HA made me giggle good one 10/10
;-)
2007-05-15 02:32:03 · answer #10 · answered by Ghost♂ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋