One day two parents took their son to a nude beach. The little boy was playing in the water then came running up to his mother.
"Mommy, Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours are!"
The mother kept reading and said,
"The bigger they are, the dumber they are." He went back to the water. A few minutes later, he came running back.
"Mommy, Mommy, I saw guys with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's is!"
The mother simply replied,
"The bigger they are, the dumber they are." He went back to the water. After a few minutes, he came running back.
"Mommy, Mommy, I saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw! And the more and more they talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"
2007-05-15 02:08:31 · 7 answers · asked by *Gerry'sBaby* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This one is so funny , !!!
I don't know what to say to show you how funny this is ..
2007-05-15 02:30:31 · answer #1 · answered by ɛL_FeɴômɛɴØ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny!
2007-05-15 14:44:10 · answer #2 · answered by I love my angels 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A police sergeant was training three blonde recruits in observation and detection. He called the first blonde in and said, "I'm going to show you a photograph of a suspect for a few seconds then, when I remove it, I want you to tell me how you would recognise the suspect in future". After he had removed the photo the blonde said, "We'd soon catch him, he's only got one eye". "Look", said the sergeant patiently, "the photo of him is taken from the side, in profile, of course he's got two eyes".
He called in the second blonde, repeated the procedure with her and, when he'd removed the photo, she said, "That's easy, we'd trace him in no time because he's only got one ear". The sergeant said, somewhat testily, "Don't be silly, the photo is of him in profile, from the side, of course he's got two ears!"
He summoned the third blonde, repeated the procedure, then said, "I'm now going to remove the photo, I want you to think carefully and don't give me any stupid answers". The girl pondered for some time, then said, "We would be able to identify him because he's wearing contact lenses". "That's amazing", said the sergeant, "the suspect does indeed wear contact lenses but how could you deduce that when it's not obvious from the photo?" "Well," replied the blonde, "I knew he couldn't wear ordinary glasses because he's only got one eye and one ear!"
2007-05-15 09:15:26 · answer #3 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-15 09:11:58 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Thats brightened up my afternoon....at work!!
2007-05-15 09:23:15 · answer #5 · answered by Elaina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats absolutely HILARIOUS!!! heh heh heh!!! too good
2007-05-15 09:16:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!! I LOVE IT!!! my mom even laughed!!!
2007-05-15 09:19:28 · answer #7 · answered by Iris 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋