2007-05-15 02:08:56 · 10 answers · asked by Julia Sugarbaker 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Bart: Is this the right room for an argument?
Francis: I've told you once.
Bart: No you haven't.
Francis: Yes I have.
Bart: When?
Francis: Just now!
Bart: No you didn't.
Francis: Yes I did!
Bart: Didn't.
Francis: Did.
Bart: Didn't.
Francis: I'm telling you I did!
Bart: You did not!
Francis: I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half-hour?
Bart: Oh, just a five minute one.
Francis: Fine. (makes a note of it; Bart sits at his desk and puts his feet up) Thank you. Anyway I did.
Bart: You most certainly did not.
Francis: Now, let's get one thing quite clear... I most definitely told you!
Bart: You did not.
Francis: Yes I did.
Bart: You did not.
Francis: Yes I did.
Bart: Didn't.
Francis: Yes I did.
Bart: Didn't.
Francis: Yes I did!!
Bart: Look this isn't an argument.
Francis: Yes it is.
Bart: No it isn't, it's just contradiction.
Francis: No it isn't.
Bart: Yes it is.
Francis: It is not.
Bart: It is. You just contradicted me.
Francis: No I didn't.
Bart: Ooh, you did!
Francis: No, no, no, no, no.
Bart: You did, just then.
Francis: No, nonsense!
Bart: Oh, look this is futile.
Francis: No it isn't.
Bart: I came here for a good argument.
Francis: No you didn't, you came here for an argument.
Bart: Well, an argument's not the same as contradiction.
Francis: It can be.
Bart: No it can't. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a definite proposition.
Francis: No it isn't.
Bart: Yes it is. It isn't just contradiction.
Francis: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
Bart: But it isn't just saying "No it isn't".
Francis: Yes it is.
Bart: No it isn't, an argument is an intellectual process... contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.
Francis: No it isn't.
Bart: Yes it is.
Francis: Not at all.
Bart: Now look!
Francis:(pressing the bell on his desk) Thank you, good morning.
Bart: What?
Francis: That's it. Good morning.
Bart: But I was just getting interested.
Francis: Sorry the five minutes is up.
Bart: That was never five minutes just now!
Francis: I'm afraid it was.
Bart: No it wasn't.
Francis: I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to argue any more.
Bart: What!?
Francis: If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to submit a Project Agreement
Bart: But that was never five minutes just now... oh come on! (Francis looks round as though Bart was not there) This is ridiculous.
Francis: I'm very sorry, but I told you I'm not allowed to argue unless it’s in writing.
Bart: Oh. All right. (sits and types) There you are.
Francis: Thank you.
Bart: Well?
Francis: Well what?
Bart: That was never five minutes just now.
Francis: I told you I'm not allowed to argue unless you've signed a Project Agreement.
Bart: I just did.
Francis: No you didn't.
Bart: I did! I did! I did!
Francis: No you didn't.
Bart: Look I don't want to argue about that.
Francis: Well I'm very sorry but you didn't sign the agreement.
Bart: Aha! Well if I didn't sign the agreement, why are you arguing... got you!
Francis: No you haven't.
Bart: Yes I have... if you're arguing I must have signed.
Francis: Not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time.
Bart: I've had enough of this.
Francis: No you haven't.
2007-05-15 02:13:44 · answer #1 · answered by runningman022003 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
People will always argue about Religion and Politics.
2007-05-15 09:23:37 · answer #2 · answered by QaHearts 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, I think thats down the hall, 3rd door to the right...
2007-05-15 09:12:04 · answer #3 · answered by zaytox0724 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You want a piece o' me? C'mon? You wanna go? Bring it!
2007-05-15 09:12:30 · answer #4 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, it's certainly the right planet...
_()_
2007-05-15 09:13:58 · answer #5 · answered by vinslave 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What do you want to discuss?
2007-05-15 09:13:00 · answer #6 · answered by Humz 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Go for it.
2007-05-15 09:12:55 · answer #7 · answered by Dylan H 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
didn't your mummy tell you it's not nice to argue?
2007-05-15 09:26:26 · answer #8 · answered by I speak Truth 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I am fine.
2007-05-15 09:27:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
always
2007-05-15 09:11:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋