How about the two old men, one a retired professor of psychology and the other a retired professor of history. Their wives had talked them into a two week stay at a hotel in the Cotswolds. They were sitting around on the veranda of the hotel watching the sun set. The history professor said to the psychology professor, "Have you read Marx?" To which the professor of psychology said, "Yes, I think it's the wicker chairs."
2007-05-15 02:08:16 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats not even funny
2007-05-15 02:17:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
A police sergeant was training three blonde recruits in observation and detection. He called the first blonde in and said, "I'm going to show you a photograph of a suspect for a few seconds then, when I remove it, I want you to tell me how you would recognise the suspect in future". After he had removed the photo the blonde said, "We'd soon catch him, he's only got one eye". "Look", said the sergeant patiently, "the photo of him is taken from the side, in profile, of course he's got two eyes".
He called in the second blonde, repeated the procedure with her and, when he'd removed the photo, she said, "That's easy, we'd trace him in no time because he's only got one ear". The sergeant said, somewhat testily, "Don't be silly, the photo is of him in profile, from the side, of course he's got two ears!"
He summoned the third blonde, repeated the procedure, then said, "I'm now going to remove the photo, I want you to think carefully and don't give me any stupid answers". The girl pondered for some time, then said, "We would be able to identify him because he's wearing contact lenses". "That's amazing", said the sergeant, "the suspect does indeed wear contact lenses but how could you deduce that when it's not obvious from the photo?" "Well," replied the blonde, "I knew he couldn't wear ordinary glasses because he's only got one eye and one ear!"
2007-05-15 09:57:19 · answer #2 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's kinda cute, but it doesn't tell us what he thinks of the wicker chairs, so we cant get a grasp on his opinion of "Marx".
ok, read some other people's answers. it could go either way, I think too much about something and miss things sometimes, but I think thats kinda lame now.
2007-05-21 13:19:30 · answer #3 · answered by peace.ofmind 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wah Wah Wahhhh
2007-05-18 11:39:37 · answer #4 · answered by allbut21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Red marks as in from the wicker chairs. As in wicker chairs will give you red marks on your skin from sitting on them. He mistook read for red and Marx for marks. for those who ask for someone to explain. I didn't think it funny either but thanks for trying.
2007-05-15 09:45:25 · answer #5 · answered by Eye see! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's jokes like that which brighten up my day! I love a silly joke!
2007-05-15 09:13:14 · answer #6 · answered by Lily 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its sad but a little funny.
2007-05-15 09:22:23 · answer #7 · answered by Stanley W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-05-22 12:33:32 · answer #8 · answered by David G, Jeff Gordon Rules !!!!! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-05-21 14:57:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought that was cute... i got it the first time and i had to reread it to my roommate..... vvvvveeeerrrryyyyyyy slowly so he would understand it
2007-05-23 01:37:06 · answer #10 · answered by Missy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it-get a life,Iris.
2007-05-21 03:10:18 · answer #11 · answered by marlynembrindle 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋