True or False........ From bad to worse......?

Question

Bad To Worse

Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.
Worse: You're in it.

Bad: Your children are sexually active.
Worse: With each other.

Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.

Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
Worse: For another woman.

Bad: You can't find your vibrator.
Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.

Good: The teacher thinks your son's great.
Bad: In bed.

Good: You go to see a strip show.
Bad: Your daughter's the headliner.

Good: Your boyfriend's exercising.
Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes.

Good: Your daughter's on the Pill.
Bad: She's eleven.

Good: Your neighbour exercises in the nude.
Bad: He weighs 350 pounds.

if you know any more let me know,

;-)

Answer 1

I dont have any more but these are awesome and ill give you a star 1000/1000

Answer 2

A police sergeant was training three blonde recruits in observation and detection. He called the first blonde in and said, "I'm going to show you a photograph of a suspect for a few seconds then, when I remove it, I want you to tell me how you would recognise the suspect in future". After he had removed the photo the blonde said, "We'd soon catch him, he's only got one eye". "Look", said the sergeant patiently, "the photo of him is taken from the side, in profile, of course he's got two eyes".

He called in the second blonde, repeated the procedure with her and, when he'd removed the photo, she said, "That's easy, we'd trace him in no time because he's only got one ear". The sergeant said, somewhat testily, "Don't be silly, the photo is of him in profile, from the side, of course he's got two ears!"

He summoned the third blonde, repeated the procedure, then said, "I'm now going to remove the photo, I want you to think carefully and don't give me any stupid answers". The girl pondered for some time, then said, "We would be able to identify him because he's wearing contact lenses". "That's amazing", said the sergeant, "the suspect does indeed wear contact lenses but how could you deduce that when it's not obvious from the photo?" "Well," replied the blonde, "I knew he couldn't wear ordinary glasses because he's only got one eye and one ear!"

Answer 3

Hey you get 10 out of 10 for these. Keep up the good work. Sorry I can not add to them.

Answer 4

Not bad

Answer 5

This is good !!
too bad I don't know .

Answer 6

dont know anymore, but these are wicked.

xx

star

Answer 7

pretty good

Answer 8

nice...