2 friends are walking in the park discussing things when one boy says, "What is a penis?"
"i dont know!" said the other boy, "Stay here and i'll go ask that man on the bench". so the boy runs to the guy on the bench and says "Hey mister? whats a penis?"
The man on the bench says "a penis is the sex organ of a male used to help women make babies...in fact.." says the man while pulling down his pants, "if it looked like this, it would be a perfect penis"
"Ok" says the boy and runs back to his friend. "Ok, so a penis is a sex organ of a male used to help women make babies" and then he pulls down his pants and says, "in fact, if mine was 3 inches shorter, it would be a perfect penis"
LOL star if u liked. and for all those haters out there, get a clue,,, this is the jokes and riddles section. have a sense of humor dang... and i warned you, i put "kinda sick" in the title... so u had it comin!
2007-05-11
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