2 friends are walking in the park discussing things when one boy says, "What is a penis?"
"i dont know!" said the other boy, "Stay here and i'll go ask that man on the bench". so the boy runs to the guy on the bench and says "Hey mister? whats a penis?"
The man on the bench says "a penis is the sex organ of a male used to help women make babies...in fact.." says the man while pulling down his pants, "if it looked like this, it would be a perfect penis"
"Ok" says the boy and runs back to his friend. "Ok, so a penis is a sex organ of a male used to help women make babies" and then he pulls down his pants and says, "in fact, if mine was 3 inches shorter, it would be a perfect penis"
LOL star if u liked. and for all those haters out there, get a clue,,, this is the jokes and riddles section. have a sense of humor dang... and i warned you, i put "kinda sick" in the title... so u had it comin!
2007-05-11 12:56:35 · 26 answers · asked by danny 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha that was so funny, i needed that my pet hamster just died . thanks : )
Please post more i love jokes.
2007-05-11 13:00:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ehh 4 out of 5
2016-04-01 07:21:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it! But nowadays, if an old man in the park pulled down his pants, he'd be arrested as a pervert!
2007-05-11 13:00:41 · answer #3 · answered by Sabina 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a good joke lol but how would the little boy know if it was perfect not everything is down to size its how you use it that counts ps. im not saying my husbands is small and we have had 4 kids
2007-05-11 13:02:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
reminds me of this one...
Billy comes home from school sad and depressed, his mom asked him whats the matter? Billy said, "well at school today me and the boys were on the playground and we were comparing the size of our penises. Everyone has been teasing me all day because mine was the biggest, is it because I am a redneck??" His mom chuckled and said no honey it is because you are 26.
2007-05-11 13:07:01 · answer #5 · answered by neon49 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!lol! 8/10!
2007-05-11 14:01:41 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think this was a sick joke...i think it was cause i was preparing myself for alot worse..haha...thought you were gonna put some bumming into the equation...
...hhmmm...i dont think its really funny...i like the twist that his dingaling..haha( got that from Simpsons) was longer than the guys on the bench.
No thumbs up this time though, Sorry.x
2007-05-11 13:02:21 · answer #7 · answered by Beautiful - 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! good joke, i liked it but I tend to lean towards the sick side of things. =D
2007-05-11 13:00:44 · answer #8 · answered by saraweez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's awesome man, Ive never heard that one before!
2007-05-11 13:00:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm, what are you? 7? 8 years old?
when you get a bit older you'll realize that it's not funny at all
2007-05-11 13:21:31 · answer #10 · answered by Antoine J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one but I had to re-read it in because I was confused about who's pants were pulled down. Good joke though. :)
2007-05-11 13:00:28 · answer #11 · answered by Joi S 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋