All categories - 7 May 2007

stop you from crying is exactly the same person who made you cry...?
that's a love poetry i read on some website. just wanna know if it's true hehe thanks

2007-05-07 06:53:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Gender Studies

Mr. Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker. It was After Eight.

She was from Quality Street ; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way, they stopped at a Yorkie bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum.

He asked her name, 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said. I'm the one with the nuts' he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.

They checked in, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr. Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic-Tacs.

Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard . He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled out, his fun size Mars bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more, he needed Time Out. He noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!

Unfortunately, Mr. Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly he was soon to discover he had an itchy Double Decker. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with All Sorts!

2007-05-07 06:53:06 · 25 answers · asked by cara 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Personally I thought that she was absolutely amazing !
I loved every second of the show !
I think that I have hearts in my eyes (like in the cartoons) every time she is on.
I am not easily impressed but to simply say that I was impressed by her would be an understatement.
She has definitely made herself a target for the unbalanced to take aim at now but much like Bill O'Reilly, the more vicious the insults that are hurled at her from now on the more I like her.

2007-05-07 06:53:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

I have the charcoal and I put lighter fluid on it, let it soak, then light it, but it never gets hot enough to cook things. Please Help!!

2007-05-07 06:53:02 · 9 answers · asked by Mel E 4 in Other - Food & Drink

Are these firgures reported to Uncle Sam?

2007-05-07 06:53:01 · 5 answers · asked by duke 5 in Investing

Or do you just slip them out silently?

2007-05-07 06:53:00 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

CHILDREN ARE TO BE SEEN AND NOT HEARD?DAILY?mine did,I haven't shut up since.

2007-05-07 06:52:13 · 4 answers · asked by FYIIM1KO 5 in Family

I feel for the family of little Madeleine, they must going through absolute hell, but who's fault is it that they still haven't found her after after 48 hours. But I ask you this, with all the child abductions over the past 30 years, why hasn't anybody learnt to keep a closer watch on their children?

2007-05-07 06:52:11 · 17 answers · asked by adam z 2 in Other - Cultures & Groups

Why don't we untie the hands of our military and let them go to work. So we can finish this political war?

2007-05-07 06:52:09 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

mines black i wish they made color computers like pink and blue that would be cool wait......do they?

2007-05-07 06:52:09 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Today came back from holidays to find a injured magpie outside my front garden (cats must have got it). It is quite small, probably a juvenile. Anyway, what do I do? I have it in a box with a hot water bottle and a towel. Does it need food or water? if so how do I feed it?

I probably can't contact anyone as it is the bank holiday. I'm living in Ireland.

2007-05-07 06:52:07 · 9 answers · asked by Strawberry Fields 1 in Birds

history

2007-05-07 06:52:00 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

2007-05-07 06:51:58 · 63 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

No really; who actually did write them in the first place?

2007-05-07 06:51:55 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

last week dad left for ohio, got into an accident in south carolina, was recoperating well, than took a turn for the worse, and passed away. i feel no peace, i can't feel god, i am just devistated as dad was my whole life really. now in a few days we must bury dad,how do i deal with my grief positively. dad was getting better at first so i did not go my sister went instead. my nerves are shot, i just don't know if i can handle myself well at the funeral without going all to pieces. help me please find some peace. had dad lived he would have lost independence, had to endure more surgery to correct his crushed arms, and while being transported his money was stolen by tow truck people. our family is torn to pieces, we will never be the same.

2007-05-07 06:51:53 · 24 answers · asked by jude 7 in Religion & Spirituality

It was my choice to save myself for the man I marry and I don't regret that, I know I'm doing the right thing. But I am quite scared about the pain and I would want to avoid it as much as I could. Is there any possiblity? Is it going to hurt much?

2007-05-07 06:51:37 · 33 answers · asked by dana 2 in Marriage & Divorce

would you like to go?
(Murphy, Ca.)

I still need to wash my Harley... kinda dirty from the last run.

2007-05-07 06:51:34 · 8 answers · asked by Regular Guy 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-07 06:51:21 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i want to get certificates to make it more easy for me to attain a job. i have been unemployed for seven months, does this mean i should be doing more and not less courses

were should i follow on from my maths course it's a skills for life one.

i want to work in retail and possibly in an office related job as well

i want some certs to prove that i have good customer service skills

ihave only done 14 months retail work and that isn't enough to get me a job. there is a new charity shop open down my road and they want new staff, maybe six months in there and i can then get that job.

i have eight interviews this year that is why i reckon i don't have enough experience

has anyone every done any works experience. if you wanna try out for a job and ask for this, what is the employers usually response. would an employer prepared to take on a 28 year old on works experience plan.

2007-05-07 06:51:09 · 2 answers · asked by rjhfocus77 6 in Careers & Employment

2007-05-07 06:51:03 · 7 answers · asked by destinyrb 1 in Mathematics

2007-05-07 06:51:02 · 2 answers · asked by jessyn6 1 in Other - Business & Finance

2007-05-07 06:50:55 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

Help please
I am lost :(

2007-05-07 06:50:46 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

Just got it and put it together, the waterpump only sends the water out in a trickle - of course the photo on the box looks like its gushing. It doesnt even make that wheel turn, wondering if its suppose to. Have tried new batteries also, and have an email out to step2 customer service.

2007-05-07 06:50:28 · 2 answers · asked by lillilou 7 in Parenting

Corbin Bleu or Issac Newton?

2007-05-07 06:50:25 · 15 answers · asked by Patrick M 2 in Polls & Surveys

Hi
I'm planning to go to Korea from U.S. this summer and because I have many really good cigars at home, I want to bring some with me during my trip...

so...is it ok for me to bring those?

2007-05-07 06:50:16 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Destinations

2007-05-07 06:50:15 · 4 answers · asked by Hickemtwiddle 4 in Other - Canada

Myn boss asked me to find one for him to buy his wife and the only ones I can find are $150. I think he just wants it as a gag gift so I think a plastic one would work but I can't find them anywhere.

Thank you.

2007-05-07 06:50:04 · 8 answers · asked by Hotsauce 4 in Volkswagen

can alternative drugs help mental health illness

2007-05-07 06:49:54 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology