Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree?

Question

Mr. Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker. It was After Eight.

She was from Quality Street ; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way, they stopped at a Yorkie bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum.

He asked her name, 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said. I'm the one with the nuts' he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.

They checked in, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr. Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic-Tacs.

Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard . He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled out, his fun size Mars bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more, he needed Time Out. He noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!

Unfortunately, Mr. Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly he was soon to discover he had an itchy Double Decker. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with All Sorts!

Answer 1

lo that is very very very clever

Answer 2

Another version.
Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree went on a blind date.He introduced himself --I m Marathon , the one with the nuts , and she said I m Polo, the one with the hole. They decided to go to a bar on Quality street , She wanted to go to Mars Bar but he insisted on Yorkie Bar.They went there by public transport on a Double Decker.He had a Rum and Butter and she had a wine gum, He thought to himself- shes a bit of a Malteeser and her Twix look nice .Everything was coming up Rosesso he decided to book a room for the night on Aero B n B .He looked at the bed and said it fine for a Rolo. He then switched off the lioght for a bit of Black Magic. He went for her Snickers and touched her KitKat. She grabed his Curlywurly and touched his cream eggs. She screamed with Turkish Delight and he saw the Milky way.His Curly wurly was very Crunchie . She did a lapdance for him and a Twirl, He then had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and he gave her a Gobstopper.They were having a bounty of a time. Alas it was morning and check out time. She went home to her sister Eclair and talked about the encounter.She said he might be a bit of a Drifter . Éclair asked if he might be a Flake.He went home to his wife Carmel . When asked what he did last night he said it was a bit of a Fudge. Later he noticed something was not right with his Tictacs. He was hoping she dident have Allsorts.

Answer 3

haha...Quality
i might go a take a walk down quality street as Mr Cadbury said he would meet me but i will make sure that his curely Wurly still doesnt have an itchy Double Decker..and i cant wait to taste his nuts ;) haha

Answer 4

Brilliant!

Answer 5

eww but lol 6/10 heres a star

Answer 6

brilliant pmsl 10/10

Answer 7

I will never look at candy quite the same.
But Funny

Answer 8

Class, lmao

Answer 9

Great, but I have heard it loads of times.

Answer 10

lovely

Answer 11

Lol