All categories - 2 May 2007

A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume.
She turns to the old Italian woman on the elevator with her and says arrogantly, "Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"
Another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also smells of very expensive perfume.
She arrogantly turns to the old Italian woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"
About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator.
Before she leaves she looks both beautiful women in the eyes, turns, bends over, and farts. "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."

2007-05-02 22:40:24 · 8 answers · asked by lubz ! 1 in Jokes & Riddles

just tell me your thoughts about it - whatever comes to mind.

Thanks!

2007-05-02 22:39:40 · 30 answers · asked by Heron By The Sea 7 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-05-02 22:38:40 · 24 answers · asked by bilezlatko 3 in Polls & Surveys

An aussie wanting to know your opinion on the product

2007-05-02 22:38:15 · 23 answers · asked by Micky 1 in Other - Food & Drink

2007-05-02 22:37:33 · 7 answers · asked by Liam G 1 in History

2007-05-02 22:37:24 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Hardware

Get over it and fight it out between you for the minor honours,now.

Rafa the Gafa-oooohhhh yeah!!

Que Sera Sera

It's gotta be Gerrard

He's big and he's ***** hard

He's -STEVEN GERRARD

2007-05-02 22:37:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in English Football

I do.

2007-05-02 22:36:47 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-02 22:36:41 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Scottish Football

I bought a Alpine MRV-F345 ,75W x 4 car amplifier,RMS Power Range : 150-300 Watts, Can anyone tell me if I can run 2 RMS 50-300w subs plus component speakers with this amp?I wanna hook it up with 2 subs and 2 sets of compoent speakers and don't know if that's possible.And which one is better for just subs,bridged into 2 channel amp or just single channel mono amp?Thank you guys

2007-05-02 22:36:15 · 4 answers · asked by Cheng c 1 in Car Audio

i like wallpapers of BEACHES , LANDSCAPES &FLOWERS.

2007-05-02 22:36:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i am trying to get a broad historical overview of the world. i never read history but just recently got into it when i read A VISION UNFULFILLED by John M Thompson

the book is about russian history, its very detailed but well written, its kind of story like , not alot of analysis on his part and i prefer that.

Childrens books for geenral world overview and then good literaary detailed books on Roman history, European history and Russian history. And anythign else you think its really a must readbut not in the scholarly sence

2007-05-02 22:35:42 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

tell me the tips ? How To Increase Naturally?

2007-05-02 22:34:35 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

refusal of medical help! knocking on peoples doors trying to force there religion on you! im a christian and even had them knockin on my door xmas day a few years ago i was totally gobsmacked that they had the nerve! my nan was a jehovah's witness and refused a blood transfusion that could of saved her life!

2007-05-02 22:34:22 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

Our motto is spring in action..any ideas are welcome..10 points awaits ya..

2007-05-02 22:34:21 · 1 answers · asked by untraceable 1 in Other - Arts & Humanities

We have been together for 3 months now and i hope we last a lot longer. i love you with all my heart! Happy Anniversary love.

2007-05-02 22:34:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

2007-05-02 22:33:54 · 9 answers · asked by kathlyn joy z 1 in Edmonton

2007-05-02 22:33:32 · 1 answers · asked by David C 1 in Programming & Design

Just take a look at this question:

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgTOUI51d0vOXSdm5tdxW2g2CAx.?qid=20070503022118AAvU7BF

The lower classes do not seem to care about feeling embarrassed, whereas the middle/upper classed, highly educated folk seem to be shy or blush easily.

This study was actually done at Oxford University.

2007-05-02 22:33:30 · 14 answers · asked by Ian C 1 in Polls & Surveys

I worked out my period will start whilst in Turkey on my hols this august. I hear there are tabs you can get from the GP to stop the period happening for a special occasion. Its not my honeymoon or anything just me, hubby and the kids. But period will be a pain. Is it worth it or are the side effects worse?

2007-05-02 22:33:20 · 4 answers · asked by babyshambles 5 in Women's Health

In a recent question I had about the bible, I used quotes from the Old Testament, and because Christians "didnt like" these quotes, they said:
"All your bible quotes are from the old testament. Christians are followers of Christ - new testament people.."

But then in other questions I have seen Christians quote the Old Testament many many times. So why do they do this?

They quote the old testament trying to tell people how to live or to prove a point, but when they don't like the quotes they say that they actually DON'T follow the old testament.

Why do Christians pick and choose like this?

2007-05-02 22:33:18 · 14 answers · asked by DanCorb 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Mine is My Pictures.

2007-05-02 22:33:15 · 16 answers · asked by Shae C 4 in Monitors

2007-05-02 22:32:44 · 6 answers · asked by sshashis 1 in Women's Health

I am in the beginning stages of getting a divorce. I have three kids with her and a house. she is abusive and has been the entire relationship, I have had her arrested for it, but now she is saying she is going to make me pay.

2007-05-02 22:32:30 · 15 answers · asked by Ken 1 in Marriage & Divorce

i turn mine off properly, since a woman left hers on stand-by while doing school run and it blew up causing her house to catch fire, scary!

2007-05-02 22:32:26 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

windows root\system 32\ ntoskrnl.exe.

2007-05-02 22:32:06 · 3 answers · asked by barbiwithani 1 in Laptops & Notebooks

I have endometriosis and extremely bad pmt (due to be given prostap and livial as a treatment). In addition I am becoming increasingly forgetful and my short term memory is appalling. Anyone out there have any suggestions or personal experiences to share please?

2007-05-02 22:32:02 · 6 answers · asked by Shellie 1 in Women's Health

2007-05-02 22:31:11 · 32 answers · asked by Ivan Drago 1 in Music

I'm about to graduate from college, and during my four years here I've seen quite a few gay guys on campus. It's funny that whenever they talk to anyone, they make references to sexual things ALL the time. Now, of course regular guys do this too, but these guys talk about what they shoved where, sucked, fondled, screwed, swallowed, or some other disgusting thing they did with another guy and they talk about it in public. These people say they try to distance themselves from media stereotypes, yet they seem to be doing as much as they can to make themselves look like perverts. I don't think I'm being harsh when I say that I don't want to hear some queer talking about his sore butt from his 50 year-old partner's sodomy session the night before. It makes we want to vomit out my oatmeal just like that scene with the blueberry pie and the fat kid in the movie "Stand by Me". So, are all gays so perverted that they have to talk about what they shoved up the butt the night before?

2007-05-02 22:31:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

Jenny, I would like to go back into the photos of Grace & Caitlin. Please send me your website address. Thanks. Mary from OZ.

2007-05-02 22:30:53 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Internet